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topogigo

Is it just me

but are the ladies on this site a bunch of very very naughty girls. I have always been told that girls are pretty bad amongst them selves but the anonymity of the AB seems to have made them talk quite...
00:02 Sun 23rd Dec 20075 answers, last by topogigo 00:33 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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unrulyjulie

how agile are you?

my son is sitting here biting his toenails, YUK! ! ( he's 4 ) well i dont think ive ever been able to (or really wanted to) do that let alone at my age! he asked me to try today, not a chance ! Own...
19:06 Sat 22nd Dec 200724 answers, last by unrulyjulie 23:40 Sun 23rd Dec 2007
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topogigo

short for nothing

Well AB'ers when i come on this site i lmao then i pmsl then i smdiak and i usually end up tyatfo, lol! What has happened to the Queens English? It is driving me up the wall if one more says lol to...
18:24 Sat 22nd Dec 200738 answers, last by unrulyjulie 20:28 Sat 22nd Dec 2007
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topogigo

Next year

I am going away for xmas, probably to s. america, or somewhere without television that i have completely fell out with nowadays. Eastenders xmas special in the name of god why do we put up with it?...
18:40 Sat 22nd Dec 20077 answers, last by topogigo 19:04 Sat 22nd Dec 2007
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dot.hawkes

Turkey Crown,

just pulled mine out of the freezer, i thought it was 10lbs, it says it is 5175KGS, what is that in real money and how long should it defrost for? Or should I go read the destructions?
18:18 Sat 22nd Dec 20079 answers, last by pastafreak 19:59 Sat 22nd Dec 2007
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Scarlett

Xmas dinner- the best bit?

If you had to only have ONE thing from xmas dinner, what would your favourite bit be? Turkey? Stuffing? Sprouts??!?!?
21:41 Fri 21st Dec 200715 answers, last by welshlibranr 23:46 Sat 22nd Dec 2007
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REDHEAD24

anyone watching fonejacek? ch 4 on now

if ur a man u probaly not as u cant mulit task but let me know
00:33 Sat 22nd Dec 20079 answers, last by topogigo 01:54 Sat 22nd Dec 2007
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topogigo

Why do they do it

I informed some teenagers the other day how i felt about them hanging around one of my properties, they then returned the next day and smashed all the downstairs windows, that was last weekend. When i...
02:12 Fri 21st Dec 200719 answers, last by isis4691 14:14 Sat 22nd Dec 2007
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curious_cat

Any Advice??

I am proud that I havn't lost my virginity to some stranger or one night stand though if I could actually find someone I loved enough I feel ready to have sex but the problem is that I'm so nervous!...
01:33 Fri 21st Dec 200711 answers, last by curious_cat 22:51 Mon 07th Jan 2008
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funkymoped

English and proud.

its time we had a head count in here.. have we got any PROUD Scots in here ?? have we got any PROUD Irish in here ?? have we got any PROUD Welsh in here ?? and right at the bottom of the list,...
23:43 Thu 20th Dec 200731 answers, last by funkymoped 23:01 Fri 21st Dec 2007
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topogigo

Hope you are all happy

In contrast to bigmommas cheery banter i would like to point out how utterly depressed miserable and desperate i feel at this festive period. My daughter in law has left my house as i asked her to...
09:31 Wed 19th Dec 200732 answers, last by topogigo 00:40 Thu 20th Dec 2007
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soozmac

Julius Caesar

Caeser walks into a bar and says to the barman "Can I have a Martinum?" The barman replies "don't you mean Martini?" "Look," snaps JC,...
13:18 Wed 19th Dec 200716 answers, last by Count_Emmup 12:26 Fri 04th Jan 2008
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Newsdesk

How do they live like that?

Things I don't know about Lancashire. Do you have to wear clogs, when walking on the cobbled streets? Do people have tripe and onions, for Sunday lunch? Do they put pies in a roll and eat it? Do they...
16:17 Tue 18th Dec 200757 answers, last by 4GS 10:10 Wed 19th Dec 2007
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wildwood

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness...
04:16 Wed 19th Dec 20071 answer, last by topogigo 09:16 Wed 19th Dec 2007
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topogigo

Thrush problem

I am not sure i should mention this here, but i have a thrush problem. It seems to be getting worse by the day. I have had this now for about six months, i have tried all the usual things but to no...
09:53 Tue 18th Dec 200713 answers, last by topogigo 16:37 Tue 18th Dec 2007
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pingu97

The worst prezzie you've ever got!

Just wondering what the worst prezzie you've ever got for christmas is & if you told the person you didnt like it or just grinned stupidly & said thanks! For our 1st xmas together my hubby bought me...
21:30 Sun 16th Dec 200739 answers, last by topogigo 23:45 Sun 16th Dec 2007
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topogigo

whenever

If you want to see my penis thursday ok? Sorry, that should be "pen is"
13:53 Sun 16th Dec 200719 answers, last by topogigo 23:40 Sun 16th Dec 2007
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impact5

Northern Rock?

Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock's problems is having on Japan's banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting...
08:55 Sun 16th Dec 20072 answers, last by Postdog 19:36 Sun 16th Dec 2007
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legend758

drunk

whos got drunk at their xmas do this year? did you make a scene ??
23:56 Sat 15th Dec 200737 answers, last by REDHEAD24 01:17 Sun 16th Dec 2007
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neo.

Who

....do you wanna kiss under the mistletoe this xmas?
18:13 Sat 15th Dec 200733 answers, last by topogigo 00:22 Sun 16th Dec 2007

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