I've just been offered a job with the Brittle Bone Society.. It pays ?70k a year and comes with a top of the range company car plus other perks.. Well I snapped their hands off..!!
I work with a gay guy we are friends we get on well - occasionally he's attention seeking and self orientated...although he has been a good listener and I trust him at work. Yesterday he finished work...
O dear - so England hasn't qualified for the European finals I'm not particularly interested in football - however I do feel moved to make the following observations. Should the England Team's motto...
A US polygamist sect leader has been jailed for at least five years for forcing a 14 year old to marry her cousin. The case involved a breakaway group from the mormon church that still believes in...
.'I think i'm a moth' said the man "That's interesting" said the Dentist ,"shouldn't you see a shrink?" "Sure" he replied, "So why come in here?" asked the Dentist The light was on..........
Maud, Mavis and Ethel were sitting on a bench at the old people's home minding their own business, when suddenly one of the more active male residents walked up to them, opened his raincoat and...
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you...
Mummy mummy,"can I lick the bowl"? "No, flush it like everyone else". ......................................... Mummy mummy,"can I play with grandma"? "No, you've dug her up three times today" Any...
Has this category actually gone four whole days without a new question or is something wrong with my computer? So, what the hey! I'll ask one that's been nagging away at me... When did "I was...
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on...
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National art gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men sitting totally naked on a park bench....
Can someone refresh my memory (mammary?) as to how bra cup sizes are calculated? For example if you measure 32" underneath your boobs and 38" around your boobs, then the difference is 6" which is a...
Not sure which topic to post this question but I hope someone can help Each year we produce calendars with profits to charity. I am trying to find some see- through envelopes to hold these, preferably...
I have been looking everywhere for boots made for people with small calves, I have tried duo boots but they were no good and I am really struggling can anyone help or have any suggestions for how to...
There are some real nice people on this thread, but OMG do some of you p1ss me off. You have to be so bitchy it is unreal. Why do you not recognise what you are saying is such crap? The way you talk...
what would happen if you submurged a rubber container full of hydrolic oil ,with a tube reaching the surface to the bottomof the ocean? Would it force the fluid through the tube to the surface at a...