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~ vortex ~

Yay...!!!

I've just been offered a job with the Brittle Bone Society.. It pays ?70k a year and comes with a top of the range company car plus other perks.. Well I snapped their hands off..!!
17:13 Sun 25th Nov 20071 answer, last by topogigo 00:38 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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PhilLew

Flood Warning

Flood warnings were, today, issued all over Scotland as 6 Million Scotsmen P155 THEMSELVES LAUGHING.
17:11 Thu 22nd Nov 20078 answers, last by topogigo 00:30 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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sallycroc

been let down...

I work with a gay guy we are friends we get on well - occasionally he's attention seeking and self orientated...although he has been a good listener and I trust him at work. Yesterday he finished work...
13:57 Thu 22nd Nov 20075 answers, last by topogigo 19:29 Thu 22nd Nov 2007
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Bazile

Deja Vous ?

O dear - so England hasn't qualified for the European finals I'm not particularly interested in football - however I do feel moved to make the following observations. Should the England Team's motto...
01:33 Thu 22nd Nov 200723 answers, last by Quizmonster 18:08 Fri 23rd Nov 2007
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AB Asks

Why are cults so commonplace in American religion?

A US polygamist sect leader has been jailed for at least five years for forcing a 14 year old to marry her cousin. The case involved a breakaway group from the mormon church that still believes in...
11:05 Wed 21st Nov 200722 answers, last by Skreecheeboy 12:03 Thu 22nd Nov 2007
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bimbim

A bloke walks into the Dentist.

.'I think i'm a moth' said the man "That's interesting" said the Dentist ,"shouldn't you see a shrink?" "Sure" he replied, "So why come in here?" asked the Dentist The light was on..........
16:26 Wed 21st Nov 20072 answers, last by topogigo 19:48 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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smudge

Three Old Ladies.......

Maud, Mavis and Ethel were sitting on a bench at the old people's home minding their own business, when suddenly one of the more active male residents walked up to them, opened his raincoat and...
16:35 Wed 21st Nov 20072 answers, last by smudge 20:21 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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bimbim

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you...
17:04 Wed 21st Nov 20071 answer, last by topogigo 19:45 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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carrust

Mummy mummy jokes.

Mummy mummy,"can I lick the bowl"? "No, flush it like everyone else". ......................................... Mummy mummy,"can I play with grandma"? "No, you've dug her up three times today" Any...
19:28 Sun 18th Nov 20076 answers, last by Bewlay Bros 18:07 Tue 20th Nov 2007
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Quizmonster

Usage

Has this category actually gone four whole days without a new question or is something wrong with my computer? So, what the hey! I'll ask one that's been nagging away at me... When did "I was...
12:52 Tue 20th Nov 200719 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 14:21 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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topogigo

Ban it please

I hate this "lol" thing, no one seems to know what it is, it just seems so trite when everyone puts it, and again fot the wook does it mean?
00:16 Tue 20th Nov 200744 answers, last by topogigo 17:18 Tue 20th Nov 2007
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Whickerman

S'up to her...

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on...
13:38 Sun 18th Nov 200712 answers, last by logic 21:23 Tue 20th Nov 2007
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Whickerman

Artsy... nice

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National art gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men sitting totally naked on a park bench....
20:43 Mon 12th Nov 20073 answers, last by topogigo 14:21 Sun 18th Nov 2007
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China Doll

Sex, boobies, bums, willies

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13:35 Sun 18th Nov 200714 answers, last by leelapops 17:02 Sun 18th Nov 2007
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warpig3

Buying a Bra

Can someone refresh my memory (mammary?) as to how bra cup sizes are calculated? For example if you measure 32" underneath your boobs and 38" around your boobs, then the difference is 6" which is a...
14:17 Thu 15th Nov 200726 answers, last by warpig3 10:13 Sun 18th Nov 2007
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wendyl

A4 cellophane or plastic envelopes

Not sure which topic to post this question but I hope someone can help Each year we produce calendars with profits to charity. I am trying to find some see- through envelopes to hold these, preferably...
11:27 Fri 16th Nov 20074 answers, last by topogigo 20:29 Fri 16th Nov 2007
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dangermouse6

Philharmonic Orchestra

What do i wear to go and see the Philharmonic orchestra play at Avery Fisher Hall in New York?!
18:23 Wed 10th Oct 20072 answers, last by topogigo 20:27 Fri 16th Nov 2007
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pinkchar22

Boots

I have been looking everywhere for boots made for people with small calves, I have tried duo boots but they were no good and I am really struggling can anyone help or have any suggestions for how to...
18:20 Wed 14th Nov 20075 answers, last by topogigo 20:19 Fri 16th Nov 2007
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topogigo

An observation

There are some real nice people on this thread, but OMG do some of you p1ss me off. You have to be so bitchy it is unreal. Why do you not recognise what you are saying is such crap? The way you talk...
01:01 Fri 16th Nov 200714 answers, last by cazzz1975 13:02 Fri 16th Nov 2007
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hambone059

deep ocean pressure

what would happen if you submurged a rubber container full of hydrolic oil ,with a tube reaching the surface to the bottomof the ocean? Would it force the fluid through the tube to the surface at a...
22:48 Sun 11th Nov 200710 answers, last by beso 11:12 Fri 23rd Nov 2007

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