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alunrw

Chinese Restaurant

Apologies in advance if anyone takes offence ? but a man walked into a chinese restaurant and had his meal delivered, when he commented to the Waiter that the Chicken was rubbery, the waiter said...
15:53 Fri 02nd Nov 200716 answers, last by fluffykitten 16:54 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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donbella

funny

36inch DD breasts, covered in warm belgian chocolate...1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream....clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather...
23:31 Wed 31st Oct 20073 answers, last by fluffykitten 16:58 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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wizard69

jewish kids

Where do you send jewish kids with A.D.D.? To Concentration camps
17:23 Sun 21st Oct 20079 answers, last by Louisa 69 22:00 Tue 23rd Oct 2007
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codger66

british drinking rule

A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink...
13:10 Tue 23rd Oct 200716 answers, last by codger66 13:42 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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meredith101

Noman is an island

would you agree with this?
16:41 Tue 23rd Oct 200717 answers, last by ermintrude35 23:16 Tue 23rd Oct 2007
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topogigo

Rushed birth

My daughter in law had a baby yesterday, she went into hospital at 4.30am, she had a baby girl at 947.am, and i took her home at 1.30 pm. Now i am not pointing out how lucky she was getting it all...
16:24 Thu 18th Oct 200718 answers, last by redcrx 10:19 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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dizzy_girl

Pubes

I have been with my partner for 2 years now and i shave down below, i would love not to shave but im embarassed because i have ginger pubes. I am now become 3 months pregant and i am worried because...
16:00 Thu 18th Oct 200728 answers, last by Reverandfunk 14:19 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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traceyg

diploid - 105 Y T A of J & A. Can anyone help please? Ta.

diploid - 105 Y T A of J & A. Can anyone help please? Ta.
13:07 Wed 26th Sep 20072 answers, last by football21 23:04 Thu 27th Sep 2007
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Shadow Man

Sheilas Wheels

Just wanted to post on the new forum. I love the Sheila's Wheels girls, especially the middle blonde one with a beehive. So there.
19:34 Mon 24th Sep 20076 answers, last by topogigo 16:42 Wed 26th Sep 2007
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LostSheep

Two Mexicans

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what...
09:53 Wed 19th Sep 20079 answers, last by KIDD72 22:43 Tue 02nd Oct 2007
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what..the?

Mock the week style question, leave you answer!

Things an estate agent won't tell you!
16:20 Mon 17th Sep 200721 answers, last by dolly pond 20:48 Wed 26th Sep 2007
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Homer55

Get ready for the abuse...

Whats worse than letting Michael Jackson baby sit your kids? Letting the mcCanns take them on holiday!!!!
17:23 Wed 12th Sep 200710 answers, last by Neilzulu1 09:41 Thu 13th Sep 2007
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hello friend

Hi you all can you please tell me why you let this happen.

I have not long been a member here and have done more watching than posting. I have been looking in all day today and a few other days,and have never heard such crap in all my life. If these morons...
19:31 Wed 12th Sep 200715 answers, last by fishy balls 19:59 Wed 12th Sep 2007
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joko

butterfly paper...?

Does anyone know of a place where i can definitely buy butterfly wrapping paper or wall paper, with lifesize realistic butterflies on? need to make a wall of butterflies and don't want to have to...
19:07 Wed 12th Sep 20073 answers, last by aka pixi 20:05 Wed 12th Sep 2007
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pedigreechum

What You Never Want To Hear From Your Girlfriend

In the style of Mock The Week.... I'll start... 1. Is it in yet? 2. Do you mind if Stefan joins us in the bedroom? 3. This is my dad.....call him Shona Give us your best....
11:58 Fri 07th Sep 200735 answers, last by Pish 14:26 Fri 28th Sep 2007
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topogigo

Vegan Schmegan

If we are not supposed to eat animals as the vegans persist in telling us. why are they made of meat?
09:26 Mon 03rd Sep 200710 answers, last by topogigo 10:02 Thu 06th Sep 2007
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nannon

what is

the proper term for this symbol, &, please
15:55 Thu 16th Aug 200744 answers, last by topogigo 09:34 Mon 03rd Sep 2007
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pogey

Need a saying..

I need a catchy phrase. I'm a coach for a high school volleyball team. I am giving the girls a "Ring Pop" for their first game but I'm having a hard time coming up with a saying to go along with it....
02:15 Thu 30th Aug 20077 answers, last by littlemissta 04:43 Sun 09th Sep 2007
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topogigo

Vanity

A muslim women goes into a berker shop. She tries on a berker and stands looking at herself in the mirror. She turns to the shop assistant and asks " Does my bomb look big in this?"
16:07 Fri 31st Aug 20075 answers, last by RATTER15 21:12 Mon 03rd Sep 2007
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topogigo

Volunteers needed

Help reduce the incidence of bovine tuberculosis in the British countryside, buy a badger baiting kit. They come complete with lump hammers, metal spikes, smoke grenades, nets, rotweilers and axes. (...
09:58 Sat 01st Sep 20077 answers, last by heathfield 11:20 Mon 03rd Sep 2007

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