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Over the Counter...

Over the counter .... A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?"...

CraigWhite

YUCK

john barrowman voted rear of the year,cant stand the smarmy git, dont suppose he would think much of me what a load of rubbish, rear of the year my bum

firewatch

Broke my toe last night because of our lab, he was dragging our other dog round the garden by her collar so i went go after him and kicked a low wall :( have you ever broken a limb etc due to a fluff...

slinky.kate

blood brothers

i just ordered tickets for 6th july got a great bargain

tinkerbell23

Bedroom door lock

What is the easiest lock or whatever to use on a bedroom door.... That i could possibly install myself (im not so bad lol).... Not sure i can manage a lock that works inside and out though? Surley...

gness

Techie Gness....

.....boobs again. Daughter sent me an email asking if I fancied drinks and canapes with Miriam Margoyles. Well! Do I ever? Love the woman. In my excitement I hit delete instead of reply. Never mind. I...

albaqwerty

More annoying adverts

We know the singing idiot and the simples ones. Thanks to B00, (yeah, your fault) reminds me of another one. The representation of a nurse (another toothpaste advert) 'My smile is an important part of...

rowanwitch

coven recruitment

Wanted ladies of a certain age or younger to form Answerbank coven.... Experience of herbs and potions useful . Black pointy hats will not be needed if enough occult jewellery is worn. White and black...

Kassee

cost of gardener

What would the cost of a gardener be - an ordinary family garden, just weeding boarders and cutting grass - maybe once a week. About two hours or maybe one and a half hours. Is it a hourly rate, or a...

redman41

IE9 and Answerbank-Problems still exist

I am currently accessing AB with Firefox ! Using Windows 7 Home Premium. ISP = Virgin,which is very fast. All Windows Updates are bang up to date. Browser Cache cleared. Painfully slow even accessing...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show- Episode 7

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Death Valley, California), the village coffee shop, Ms Maizie's Food & Drink Emporium, was unusually busy. This was due to the fact that...

hc4361

Telling the time, children, watches and clocks

I was very surprised to meet a 9 year old who cannot tell the time by a traditional clock face. He had no idea of 'quarter past' or 'ten to' but could tell and understand the time by his digital...

erin-x

What can't you do?

Another question reminded me of a conversation I had with my friends last week about simple things that some of us can't do. Mine was that I still struggle to tell the time on an analogue clock! Out...

scrappy123

kickers shoes

i ordered some Kickers shoes. They arrived, one of the shoes had a logo at the back of them, one of them was green and the other one was red. Do u think this is right? many thanks

EcclesCake

Is puntuality important to you?

I was at a lunch today, guests were invited for 12.00 with a view to eating at 12.30. By 12.15 none of the 11 guests had arrived, they finally started to trickle in with the last arriving at about...

Smowball

What could you absolutely NOT eat, even if you were paid!

Even if somebody gave me say £50 and said eat an olive, or an anchovy, there is no way I could do it without throwing up.Or cauliflower - bleugh!

B00

When jokes fall flat.

Ever get the feeling that others just don't "get you?" Today was Mini Boo's school sports day and she did wonderfully, however her team didn't win so as a joke I jokingly told her, in front...

sex goddess

daily mail

7d Owners of 19 start to consult old PM finishing early C?T?L? 13a Rotten conclusion to insult O???N?...

Hussar

Tuesday

1d = Evaporated Milk (anag) 26a = Skirting boards...

BAKERS DOZEN

Sky Plus

Mr BD was admitted to hospital last week so I put his friday night rugby match on Sky Plus so he could watch it when he came home. For some reason the match must have run over so it taped 75 minutes...

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