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Sir paul McCartney is not a happy chap.....

...He's just found out that his new brde spends twice as much on shoes as his old one!!!
14:55 Tue 11th Oct 20115 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:52 Wed 12th Oct 2011
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Congrats to Mike Tindell and Zara Phillips....

....the only thing I'd like to know is how he managed to pop the equestrian?
09:52 Mon 01st Aug 20113 answers, last by marval 17:01 Mon 01st Aug 2011
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I've just a watched a truly scary film....

...it was all about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It was called Paranormal Activia!...
17:04 Tue 07th Dec 20101 answer, last by marval 17:12 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Spud-U-Might-Like

Three sister potatoes were siting chatting about the future. ''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a King Edwards'', said the first. ''When I grow up, I'm going to marry a Jersey Royal'', said the...
22:33 Wed 24th Jun 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 12:19 Thu 25th Jun 2009
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What goes clip clop bang, clip clop bang, clip clop, clip clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting.
11:24 Fri 13th Mar 20095 answers, last by carrust 16:59 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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Nicely mature or just overdone

You know you're of a certain age when: You and your teeth don't sleep together. You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. At the breakfast table you...
13:36 Tue 10th Feb 2009
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Anyone for Brocolli?

A little old dear walks into a grocer's on the outskirts of Rome. ''Ciao Giseppe", she calls, ''have you any brocolli today?'' ''Ima sorry mama'', Giseppe replies, '' but I no have any brocolli 'till...
15:12 Fri 23rd Jan 20091 answer, last by Fanriffic 01:19 Sun 25th Jan 2009
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Aaah, from the mouths of babes

A Sunday school teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage...
09:23 Fri 09th Jan 20098 answers, last by BockingBob 17:35 Fri 09th Jan 2009
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a deaf old man goes for a check up.....

A deaf old man goes for a checkup to the doctors with his wife. Doctor, slowly: ''Mr Roberts, I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample please''. ''What did he say dear?'' says old Mr...
16:48 Thu 11th Dec 20081 answer, last by cherrybea 19:13 Sun 14th Dec 2008
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Madonna

When Madonna first moved to England she said she wanted to feel more English. She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers, one of them black. Job done
13:43 Fri 05th Dec 20082 answers, last by coffeeboy 16:15 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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Phew!! Just got back.....

F*ck me, that murder mystery weekend in Mombai was a bit over the top!!
15:11 Tue 02nd Dec 20083 answers, last by Bathsheba 15:25 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you,...
15:52 Thu 30th Oct 2008
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Quick one for Friday.....

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum' , he asked , 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet , ' she replied.
14:04 Fri 17th Oct 2008
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Is Islam REALLY the religion of peace and forgiveness......

...or am I confusing a religion for a nation? Sorry, I know this has been discussed on here many times, but I'd not come across apostacy before. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/midd...
10:31 Mon 13th Oct 200859 answers, last by keyplus90 21:27 Sun 19th Oct 2008
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Japanese scientists have invented the most advanced camera ever....

The shutter speed is so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
14:54 Thu 09th Oct 20084 answers, last by Trojanfarce 11:19 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Surprised, no one has picked up on this yet......

...Still, I guess it's just another isolated incident. Eh? gotta love the HRA. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3162156/Irania n-Embassy-terrorist-to-be-freed-this-month-can -claim-benefits.html
13:38 Thu 09th Oct 200817 answers, last by Tetjam 10:52 Fri 10th Oct 2008
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Some (possibly) genuine excerpts from an airline faults log

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The mechanics read and correct the problem,...
10:28 Mon 22nd Sep 20083 answers, last by rugeleyboy 21:52 Sun 28th Sep 2008
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I was at the cashpoint the other day........

...when this little old dear came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over.
15:54 Fri 19th Sep 20084 answers, last by CUPID 16:22 Fri 19th Sep 2008
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Moral Dilemma

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in...
09:09 Fri 29th Aug 20086 answers, last by abstract 11:37 Sun 31st Aug 2008
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Grandpa's got no trousers

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you...
12:58 Thu 28th Aug 2008

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