A poem by Lloyd Hollett Beyond the gates of heaven, you’ll see all is calm and snowy, They’re all sitting in their chairs, listening to songs by David Bowie. George Martin’s got his work cut...
I have a small garden and a cat has recently started to use it as a toilet. So far I have tried... - putting twigs down - tethering plastic bags - curry powder - bought cat repellent - wire mesh on...
Having just seen an advert for some crackers/crisp advert depicting bridesmaids shovelling them into their cgi-enlarged mouths made me wonder who more ridiculous can adverts get. Perhaps we could have...
I didn't write Birthday cake, as the cake had no resemblance for a Birthday, and just looked like three different sized whole Stilton cheeses on top of each other, with icing spread over it. It could...
Had occasion to go over to side of town and being at a shop called WyseByse- there must have been 13-14 Romanians stacking up their back of their van with flowers, jardiniers, plants roll ups mats,....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3547229/I-not-soldier-garden-designer-One-lucky-dozen-refugees-rescued-Lesbos-pope-reveals-fled-Syria-refused-fight-Assad.html Then perhaps all young male...
Omega-three fatty acids improve heart health by reducing unhealthy” cholesterol in your body and increasing sensible” cholesterol. Omega-three has also shown promise for improving mental health....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546775/Osborne-s-3million-migrant-clanger-Treasury-s-doom-laden-report.html
Let's get out of this silly experiment now....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-36069596 Yet another case of children being involved with very serious crimes...this is the 3rd in a short space time...what the ruddy hell is going...
Michael McIntyre's "unexpected star" - how could she possibly have managed that performance in a day, let alone the hour we are led to believe. Bits of the Geri Horner looked set up too, don'tcha...
I didnt see anything, is this what we will have to expect?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3543237/Video-Stalingrad-Metro-Paris-shows-violent-clashes-erupt-migrant-camp.html...