There was a poor yokel from Wilts Loved his 'old bird', up to the hilts Didn't take her for a 'sup' But said he might look her up She stomped on him, in her spiked stilts ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺...
Who are you calling thick? I am waiting patiently on the RW thread (hope that doesn't stand for ringworm) for you to buy me a drink. I don't like to be kept waiting, either!
Just my suggestion, molls. After all, every little helps ♫ ;o) We're fund raising, we're fund raising For the Lowestoft - Sea Cadets We're fund raising, posting madly To take your money, thankfully...
Found on the fridge door one morning : My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you...
Your 'bird' was sent home from work today and told not to go back until fully fit.
We can do it all again tonight, all night :o)
Knew you would be so chuffed ♥...
I was fascinated watching BBC4 in the silly hours - Grand Prix: The Killer Years. There were many contributors who gave the documentary much credence. I thought for younger ABers who may never have...
1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my...
Moonraker, eyes widen with a smile I’m stalking you with style, someday Oh joke maker, you heart shaker Wherever you’re going, I’m going your way! Two ABers, off to see the Plain...
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbour asks,...
I was just thinking about my maternal grandparents. They had 7 children - 4 girls and 3 boys. It would appear that I am the only one who has kept treasured mementos. When the last of the siblings died...
As a child I was fascinated by my mother's autograph book. She obviously new some talented folk. The one I will never forget was of a young coloured child, tucked up in his bed with a startled...