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Bluestone

Fed up too... too

Crap day. Woke up late. Couldn't find my shoes. Got told off by my boss. Car wouldn't start. Broken nose. Trip to A&E. Home late. Crying child. Crying Me. Dropped bottle of wine on floor (No...
22:37 Sun 11th Nov 201249 answers, last by Smowball 14:29 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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tali1

Forum threads posting ...blank

Noticed on many types of online forums that some member(s) will reply in a thread by posting nothing but a empty space , or just a full stop. what does this mean - is it an "insult" of...
20:01 Fri 09th Nov 201219 answers, last by tali1 19:04 Sun 11th Nov 2012
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moonraker558

No names needed here.

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter....
20:07 Sun 04th Nov 20128 answers, last by ttfn 21:17 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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Psybbo

Do you

Ever consider leaving AB when you have been slapped?
20:26 Sun 04th Nov 201299 answers, last by chaptazbru 14:51 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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moonraker558

Wise Old Bird.

Ttfn went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little...
19:55 Sun 04th Nov 20129 answers, last by ttfn 21:28 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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moonraker558

Sweet Nothing's.

After getting married Ttfn & Moony go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, Moony leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for...
19:22 Sun 04th Nov 20129 answers, last by ttfn 20:13 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥♥♥
23:22 Sat 03rd Nov 201237 answers, last by Bluestone 01:26 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Caran

It's not just in England

We are in France at the moment for 5 days. The weather is awful, torrential rain and now its thundering and lightening very near and very loud and we are sitting in a metal box!! Apparently it has...
21:36 Sat 03rd Nov 201227 answers, last by FredPuli43 02:36 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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beattie819

Strictly..

Who decided whether or not we should see who was voted out???? Some want to know for various reasons, so let them. Some dont want to know for other reasons, so they dont have to look???????????????...
23:28 Sat 03rd Nov 20128 answers, last by beattie819 17:29 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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squarebear

FAO sir.prize

I removed your Strictly Come Dancing spoiler as you included who was knocked out in the main body of your message and so anyone who ventured into the TV section would see it regardless of whether they...
23:20 Sat 03rd Nov 201222 answers, last by bobbie22 13:39 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

♥♥♥
23:24 Fri 02nd Nov 201234 answers, last by Laelia 04:09 Sat 03rd Nov 2012
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albaqwerty

Tea at 3

I'm not mobile enough, so you can help yourselves please Sausage rolls, cocktail sausages and mince pies are on the corner table. Salmon sandwiches, cheese and tomato and ham ones are on the coffer...
14:53 Fri 02nd Nov 201240 answers, last by Dee Sa 17:17 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Bernie

Messenger 212

4a. Currently not moving (8) I have no letters 8a. Parliamentry proposal for action in the morning (5,3,6) Early ??? ?????? 11a No green is Public (5) 5d. Critics seat (8) ????H?I? 9d Gun catch's up...
15:32 Fri 02nd Nov 201210 answers, last by Bernie 15:50 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Arksided

Ed's Fishing Avatar.

The Ab Editor must be live in a posh area managing to hook a tasty looking banana. I'd be lucky not to hook a prosthetic hand, pram wheel or something else not suited to post on a family site. how...
14:50 Fri 02nd Nov 201228 answers, last by Baldric 11:35 Sat 03rd Nov 2012
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sherrardk

Too much time on my hands ...

http://www.telegraph....ks.html?frame=2385630...
14:16 Fri 02nd Nov 201210 answers, last by ttfn 14:22 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Have you got that Friday feeling? I have. :) Hope you have a fabulous Friday and a wonderful weekend....
04:45 Fri 02nd Nov 2012168 answers, last by tonyav 09:33 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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windywillow

Removing a toolbar.

I have downloaded mystart.incredibar.com (accidentally) and I want to remove it. I've been onto Add/Remove Programs in the control panel I and can't see it there, but it keeps appearing every time I...
23:40 Thu 01st Nov 201251 answers, last by nolaboyd34 15:16 Sun 24th Apr 2016
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crisgal

did you ever have a little autograph book?

I did, a small, leather bound one, with coloured pages. I was about ten, and all my old aunties and uncles spent boxing day writing things in. My daughter brought me a little book today, and asked me...
23:15 Thu 01st Nov 201257 answers, last by Georgiesmum 17:29 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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birdie1971

Pride of Britain Awards – Charity In Action?

I watched this on Tuesday evening and as usual I was moved to tears by several stories. One story didn't make me cry though. It kind of made me a bit angry. There is a little boy called Jack Henderson...
01:29 Thu 01st Nov 20125 answers, last by em10 08:07 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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DTCwordfan

Divorce?

Moonie and Redman were quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking CAMRA beer when suddenly Moonie says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke...
10:19 Wed 31st Oct 201210 answers, last by sibton 20:08 Wed 31st Oct 2012

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