Smart
man + smart woman = romance
Smart
man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb
man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb
man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Is this correct?...
I have just paid for and downloaded a movie, as I paid for it I decided to burn it to a DVD which I have now done, the problem is that when I play it on my DVD player the picture on the TV is not full...
Anybody know where I can buy a real nice watch ie I want the strap to be really shiny as in mirror-type. Thanks for any help. thought I might more posters here
I saw Ike and Tina Turner, the Rolling Stones, the Trogs and the Kinks plus other acts that I can't remember, all for the sum of 15/- that is 75 pence. Can anyone beat that.
Hi, how does one remove something that isn't on the add or remove list??? I have been trying to remove a programme by right clicking and pressing "Remove" and it just comes up saying I must...
I received a call from a 'representative' of BT, informing me that he was disconnecting me because of an unpaid bill. He demanded payment immediately of £31.00, or it would be £118.00 to...
I love listening to other peoples choices of music ,I don't mean the obvious tracks ,I mean .,that little gem that you really thought should have made it.or at the very least a Band or song that hits...
You like them...the opportunity arises would you go home after a chaste kiss or go s*ddit lets book into a hotel...
Asking for a friend you understand.......
i would like to find out who works in a particular shop, its a long way from where i live so traveling there is not an option.i dont want to ring and ask cos they probably wouldnt tell me anyway.im...
Were you any good at sports at school? I was rubbish didnt win a thing until my last race at school when I was determined and came first in some race all the cr@p kids got put in. My lil sis won most...
The fan appears to be noisy on and off whilst I`m typing or browsing. Does that mean the PC needs cleaning? A chime just sounded and the fan is now quiet. I`m confused.....now what? Help.tia
my laptop keeps hanging....sometimes during startup....when it does a disc check it says the above....i have tried doing the disc scan and fix but it has made no difference to the problem....can...
Did anyone hear Patrick Kielty on the RADIO ON SATURDAY MORNING IN PLACE OF jONATHAN ROSS ,I am still in a state of shock ,what a load of purile ,pointless,drivel,to think he is being paid for such...