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Neenee

Crystal Maze question....

Whats happenend to the Question guys

TerenceGamer

Help?

I can't type the letter e on this laptop. Can anyone help?

TTG

Srangest thing a woman has ever done to me.

I posted this a while back but in case noone saw it. I was recently introduced to a new employee at work...a very young girl as it happens. As soon as I saw her I thought (typical bloke) that she was...

HelpTheAged

Crystal Maze

why were the prizes on the crystal maze so terrible? Ballooning in Wales for the afternoon? Id rather cut my arm.

MrsN

Prescription Drugs

I have just found some old prescription painkillers in my cupboard. Does anyone know where I should dispose of them please?

HelpTheAged

Have a heart...

Hi my name is Patrick, Im 73 and have just discovered this website., and what a marvelous tool it seems to be. Anyway, to the point....I need a heart bypass, but cant be bothered to wait the 9 months...

wonder years

its my birthday tommorw

well its my birthday tommorrow and if life begins at 40 that makes me 5, i cant belive it the years seem to fly past but your only as young as you feel and i cant stop time marching on so iam off to...

John_Virgo

whiffey doesnt smell too good

Dear Whiffey, Your comments are rubbish, probably as rubbish as a pot noodle and a broken kettle. Why dont you try some come backs? Im waiting. The VirgMister general

John_Virgo

Green Grass

Whos the grassy jobs worth that keeps squealing on us "greenies" - all we want to do is integrate with you weridos and become "grey" - would you take that away from a dying man (im not dying by the...

fms

will this day ever end?

ive been at work for bloody ages and im still here slowly losing the will to live if i dont go home soon im going to do somethin really silly any ideas?????

twain11

Nanny

I have recently lost my nan, but she wants to be buried with all her jewellry, i'm thinking of just lifting it out the coffin on the day, What do you say?

twain11

Cats

I recently had to put a friends cat down due to its horrible illness. I would like to cremate it but another friend seems to think i would make a bit of money selling it to the local ******. What do...

Slok

Christ

Can anyone confirm if Jesus was a marmalade maker?

mnko

ireland.

what is there to do there apart from drink guiness

Glpblondie

captain planet

does anybody remember the childrens tv show captain planet and the planteers, i used to love that show! can u buy it on vhs or dvd?

twain11

Beetles

I know it's the wrong section but people use this one more. Me and my friends were wondering if you spun a Beetle or an insect of sorts around, would it be dizzy?