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MimeMaster
Aw b'ugger I'm leaving now. Not many trolls about tonight and the ones that were around soon got snubbed out (and not by the ed may I say) like the insignificant little blobs in life that they are....
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spacechimp
I know, it's only a pound, but I feel duped. Got change from the local Chinese, and there was a rusty, deformed 20 pence piece, and a fake pound coin. What is annoying, is that I realized in the shop,...
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slinky.kate
i like bread,butter and crisps,
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imhotep
Hello peeps!!! Not many people I know on AB tonight..... Anyway, I think I heard from one of pasta's comments earlier this week that she has fled the roost and gone to another Chat website. So,does...
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N0BB0
Is of to greece tomorrow armed with the knowledge what I told him today that the greek word for hello is mallaga (and no its not a spanish airport well not in the greek language it aint) and he...
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stokemaveric
hurt yourself today??? ive cut my thumb on a stanley knife blade....OUCH.............
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gotchaeme
my scalp has had some problems for a few months now and it all started with more har falling out and spots all over my head like acne i thprght it was just a few spots as my hair did get gresey...
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smoggy101
Hi, without giving tons of unneccassary details, me and my girlfriend, after 6 years of being very happy, are going on the trip of a lifetime to Australia next month. I have been thinking of asking...
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1960darrenh
Myself & partner split up 10 months ago. We have a joint mortgage together. I still live in the property but she has moved out. I still pay my half of the mortgage and she still pays hers. My ex...
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chakka35
We know that the God of the Old Testament is a monster. To list his crimes against humanity would take up too much space here, but they include ordering the wholesale slaughter of tribes ? men, women,...
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SupaStar
SImply - my wife is avoiding sex. We're newly weds. She says she has periods and therefore doesn't feel ready. But i am sure that periods don't last for over 2 or 3 weeks ? I don't understand. I feel...
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Boo_x
I used to watch an American Sitcom, would be sometime from 89 to 94 ish that was set in a huge house which on some scenes they would show the outside view and it had turrents (it was a very dark beige...
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DPSA
is it possible to stay friends with an ex? we are best friends, we are both having a tough time with different things in our life and are leaning on eachother but is it really possible to be friends...
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Sachs
not quite prepared for visitors! The meter mans just knocked on the door, can I read your electric/ gas meter? My hairdresser's not long gone after cutting my hair & it dried all stuck up & weird like...
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carrust
Whilst I was working on a house this week, I noticed that the next door neighbour was hanging out his washing. All his socks were hung in pairs, with the distance between them all the same. His pants,...
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Sqad
Patient A Performed a sex act on him, whilst he examined her. Patient B?He unzipped my trousers and started to examine the lump, but moved his hands further down I started to laugh and we ended up on...
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mollykins
this might be one for squad. i have asthma and often get wheezy coughs or just get wheezy at night time. more often than not when i am wheezy, i get an internal itch just below my right armpit and no...
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atkinsonr
I need to get away. Lost my job and it's my last day today, finished with my boyfriend of five years yesterday. I just feel like I want to disappear for a few months. Has anyone got any ideas I could...
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stompe
pastafreak Wed 26/08/09 23:27 This is directed to all members of stompes 'nice people' group on facebook This is the same stompe who posted on here that legend was a paedophile, and he had evidence...
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shaking
Just watching this programme, do people really live in such filth or do you think it is set up?

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