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I still miss him

Hi, my son moved out last November to live with his girlfriend, he was 18, an all i kept hoping for is that the relationship wouldn`t work and he would want to come home, i still miss him so much,...

Maypole

Consequences

I am considering smashing up my soon to be ex husband's 3 week old brand new Porsche in an attempt to convince him that (a) I wont be paying for half of it, (b) Id like some child and spousal...

legend.isgod

celebrity ding dong on channel 4 nowwwwww

Great show. Especiallly what claire sweeny is showing in that red dress eh ?? like right said fred trying to bust out of her dresss nice knorks eh????

ummmm

Dogs wee.....

Recently my dog seems to be weeing more than usual, it smells rather potent and is quite dark yellow. Does anyone know what may be causing it? He's about 7 and is a springer.

stewey

Knobby.

Send the goat back. We've got some more stuck cars, and there's some customers that need to be bounced out of the AB&G!!

knobby.

Just imagine

if knobby and legend had never met!!!!!

legend.isgod

the pope is he right ??

Apparently its as important to get rid of trans-sexual behaviour as it is to save the rain forest lmfao

logic

Making an omelette.

Iv'e often watched the wife make an omelette, and it looks dead easy, Decided to have a go this morning, went on you tube watched the instructions, Still looks dead easy, Got all my ingredients,...

lsharp

fully engaged but still confused?

i visited my midwife today and told her i am getting period like pains backache etc. she said i am fully engaged and that she thinks the baby my be here within two days!! i look on internet about the...

sarah_louise

Is mt Fridge Sulking or Terminally ill?

My Larder Fridge (no ice box) went into a defrost which it does occassionally but stayed off for over a day and very wet inside. Adjusted the temp control but no response or motor running.. Contacted...

carrust

Jokes for Christmas crackers.

Daughter has volunteered to make Christmas crackers for a Xmas party. I need 20 good, clean jokes to put in them.

jenty

members

is there anyway that members can have contact with each other ie messaging service..and also see the profiles of other members...or is it something i havent found out how to do yet....

patbhoy

Council Tax Arrears

I have received a threatening letter from a debt collection agency over council tax arrears for a property I sold back in August 1995. I contacted the local authority in the area where the property...

joggerjayne

Name this song, anyone?

I want to be caught By a lasso freak I want to be kidnapped At least for a week ......... Give me a cow, Give me a boy, Give me a Cooowboooy!!

redcrx

4getmenot asks.........

ok 4get is now off work, so she can only read answerbank and not reply until she can get to parents PC. shes asked me to post the following "My boyfriend and I agreed that we would not buy each other...

knobby.

I wonder how many people

are on here at this moment, there is one sure fire way to find out. I want everybody who is on here at this moment to reply to this and say yes I am on here and if you are not on here just say no I am...