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wrong number

A man and his wife are sound asleep when the phone rings.The man picks up phone and listens for a second and says "how the hell would I know you idiot i'm not the weatherman"and slammed the phone...

stewey

I would like to know where all the normal abnormal characters who normally lurk around this general area are! Have they escaped the heavily fortified compound and running amok with rape and pillage in...

havinmysay

msn

i seem to be having problems signing in any one else experiencing this?

DrXXX

Dreams that seem real !!!

Dont know if this is just me but when i dream i remember it as an event that has actually happened,what i mean is years later i can get confused sometimes when recalling an event that really happened...

Mr.Nose

a real question this time

does anyone here work as an architect

Xiomara

Dating again

Hi, After 4 years of being a singleton after my marriage broke down, I met a lovely guy and we went out on our first date on Saturday night. We parted company with a hug and an arrangement to go out...

Mr.Nose

i am sorry to everyone

sorry i acted out of turn and i acted like an idiota im sorry hav a gd day evry1

bobtheduck-

your knees

do they match?

Dusty Bin

Limewire

I'm not sure whether it's safe or even illegal to download Limewire. Some guys at work say it screws up your PC with viruses while others have told me they've never had any problems. Who's right?

gingersticks

Whoaa..

Hey guys. I've been absent for a while...What is goin on? AB Is posting questions..And on B&S no-one has posted a question since the 16th?? What's happening?? Wher has everyone gone? TIA X

looloo24

Will my ex go to prison for this?

last week my partner attacked me, biting my face punching me in the jaw and strangling me for a short while, he has never done anything like this before and has been seeing his GP for help with...

sleepyj

learn to spell

i need to learn to spell can some one please give me a spelling test lol, i enjoy coming on here but not much fun when i cant spell that well . i think i will learn and come back on in 6 months . then...

peppy

Driving your computer

An anorak of a question here. How do you scroll the pages up/down ? I use the arrow up/down keys, Mr.P moves the pointy thing to the right hand bar, presses and holds down the left hand side of the...

stewey

Where in the World?

Pretend that the "genie in the bottle" has declared that you can have an all-expenses paid holiday for a month anywhere in the world. Where would you go? I would pick Pitcairn Island: always been...

Roughquest

Loyalty Cards etc

Is it me or can you not even go into a store and when about to purchase your chosen item - just when you thought it was safe to pay and make a quick getaway - you get bombarded with "do you have a...

Panic Button

Virtual Game part 2

Last week we had a game whereby the person who chose the bonus ball became King or Queen for the day. Unfortunately it was a rollover (which was fun) This week the winner becomes King Of The World...

71silverfox

how to reduce my gas bill!

Ive recently moved into a bigger house, and had a new contemporary gas fire put in (real flames over pebbles / driftwood). My gas bill is HUGE for the last 3 months - my question is this - which will...

bobtheduck-