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Masseuse

Can we have a sexy female Swedish cyber masseuse to massage our aching limbs when we are using AB, please Miss Ed. I know you are in bed waiting for me in the next room so I dont need to bother typing...

Eve

Negative Calorie Diet

Has anyone tried this and, if so, what were the results?

sandrajo

What.....

Who or what gets under your skin?

Le Chat

The NHS failings

Reading in the paper and listening to Janet Street-Porter's account of her sister's treatment in the NHS whilst dying; I wondered if anyone else had a tale to tell of neglect or ill treatment whilst...

funkymoped

Jimmy Choo shoes.

does "EVERY WOMAN" want to own a pair of these shoes ????

Eve

Challenge Jenna

We're running our own version of Celebrity Fit/Fat Club at work for charity. We're being sponsered to lose weight. Those willing are to be divided into 2 teams, having a weigh in each week and the...

Champagne

I blame ABED

You've passed on your cyber virus to all 'n sundry! It's a complete nightmare. Everyone's tired, irritable, whinging, nit-picking and bickering. And that's just the men! It's gotta be man-flu, hasn't...

noxlumos

So the Pope uses condoms....

Talk about how not to write a Headline... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21112006/323/vatican- health-ministry-completes-report-condoms-pope. html It's a bit like "Panda, eats, shoots, and leaves..." Anyone...

##Wardy##

Hot Pimms

Has anybody seen the advert regarding Hot Pimms as a warming Yuletide drink. I have never tried it but it does look rather nice. With a nice mince pie and double cream methinks.

Theland

Heaven & Hell

Are you hopeful / worried about going to heaven / hell?

##Wardy##

I am so upset

If I get banned again I may commit an act of violence against a granny . All this is due to my continual banishment from here. dear Ed, you do not know me, you can not say I am stable enough to be...

rugeleyboy

at christmas time!!

do you think on christmas day Wardy and whiffey will set up rival football teams and have a game of football like the germans and english did in the war!!! i can see it now... whiffey in goal crete...

crete

is this answer bank?

or has it turned into the ward minter show ?get a life please w m.

notfrom-oz

subscribing?

what happens if you subscribe to a thread ?whats it for ?

China Doll

Am I the only one on here that doesn't get it?

Afternoon, This will be a short lived thread in which I may well be abused but I'm willing to risk pixel fury cause it's getting stupid now.... I'd just like to say what the proverbial is going on?...

jeanette1976

Poor Wardy has been deleted again...

Crikey, I must have missed some serious sh*t!!!!! Wardy honey, if you're there, just change your name completely.... to DAVE or TANK COMMANDER or something.... x

Pippa68

Am I allowed to know..

What's been going on this lunchtime? I fear this may be banned, but it is a serious Q. I was looking through all the posts and they were disappearing before my eyes. I got so giddy & confused I ended...

devilwoman

uprising

isnt this supposed to be a question and answer site? some people sound like their off to war , its more like an uprising here at the moment.

~~Wardy~~

Dear Abers

The mad woman has a hotline to the Ed and insists that everything resembling wardy is instantly bannned. A victory for the lower classes indeed. It takes all of 40 seconds to create a new one. But I...