do u really care who sings in wot ad? are we that sad to care who sings in the fiesta advert? or which man played the part in the baked beans advert? do you need some extra mental health help? or get...
Two women on their way home from a night out stop in a graveyard for a wee. One wipes her bottom with her knickers but the other uses a discarded wreath. Their two husbands were in the pub the next...
Whats the most money you have ever lost ? I put ?50 on a horse once and lost the lot. Gordon Brown , invested ?27,000,000,000 in Bank shares two weeks ago and so far has lost 25% of his gamble.
so had a date last night with this broad and everything went well and she was wild in the sack. however i invited her around tonight and she drank loads of vodka, got really drunk, started crying...
In the interests of economy, can anyone give a good reason why potatoes should be brought to the boil before putting them in the oven for roasting. Seems a waste of water and fuel since the oven will...
I haven't got room for a large dishwasher.Have been looking at the table top one in the Argos book. page 608 Does this work off the taps from sink or has it got to be plumbed in .It says cold water...
Jesus is strolling through Heaven when he meets an old man, who seems to be searching for something. "Have you lost something?" asks Jesus. "I'm looking for my son, who I haven't seen for many years"...
Three nurses in a morgue discover a dead man lying on a slab with a magnificent erection. Not wanting to miss a good chance the first nurse hitches up her tunic and rides the dead man. Then the second...
Names you wouldnt calll kids or dont hear anymore. Harold , brian ,margaret ,madge ,bertie. Can you think of any names you dont hear kids gettingcalled.
Recent news of Mark Speight's finacee dying in the bath of their rented London flat made me wonder, what happens with flats where people die? Do the Landlords of these properties have to declare to...
Hi everyone - can you help? We are currently renting in Somerset. The two of us (and our dog) are hoping to move to the Stratford upon Avon/Warwickshire area. We wrote to all the agents, keep an eye...
Just a random wondering :0) While I was sitting in a traffic jam en route home from work, I locked my doors as my handbag was, as always, sitting on the passenger seat. How does anyone with a...
