Called out the maintenance company as the gas boiler had switched itself off and we couldn't get it working again. Surprisingly, it worked the following morning. Engineer thought it had overheated and...
I went to the opticians recently.
"Look Vin, you'll have to stop masturbating."
Why, is it sending me blind.", I replied.
"No, but it is upsetting all the other patients in the waiting room."...
I'm used to getting spam relating to pharmaceutical products, sex aids, dodgy investments, gambling facilities etc. but just lately I'm being inundated with spam e-mails from (allegedly) Russian women...