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Ladies Toilet!

A woman walked into the ladies' and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed, "Excuse me, but this is for women !" "So's this!" he replied....
05:57 Tue 17th Oct 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 12:20 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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Job Interview

i had a job interview today it didn't go very well 1st question..... Employer "In this job we need someone who is responsible." me "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went...
19:16 Mon 16th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 19:48 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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An Affair

Found out recently that my husband had an affair with a midget. I can’t believe he would stoop so low....
18:51 Mon 16th Oct 201710 answers, last by zebo 20:29 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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My Mum

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."...
14:42 Mon 16th Oct 20175 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:08 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Paddy Went Down The Local Supermarket

paddy went down the local supermarket, and said to the manager "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions sir"....
14:36 Mon 16th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 15:42 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Wedding Singer!

Booked a cheap opera singer for my Mate’s wedding. He was only a tenor....
13:48 Mon 16th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:15 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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What Gets Longer When It's Pulled..

What gets longer when it's pulled.. Fits between breasts.. Inserts neatly into a hole.. And works best when jerked? A seat belt....
11:18 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Voltage 11:23 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Housework!

My wife said “It’d be nice if one day I came home from work & the housework was done!” I said “Well, get up earlier & do it before you go!”...
10:42 Mon 16th Oct 20177 answers, last by marval 14:31 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Basements.

I’ve just written a book about basements. My publisher reckons it could be a best cellar!...
10:26 Mon 16th Oct 20175 answers, last by Voltage 10:40 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Samsung Galaxy S5 Slow To Charge Up

morning my samsung galaxy s5 is very slow in charging up i have a new battery and new plug and cable less than 2 months old any suggestions why it takes so long to charge up?
09:08 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Voltage 16:15 Mon 16th Oct 2017

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