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derekpara
I like talking to myself sometimes when I'm alone, do you ? D...
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bainbrig
Does nobody share my reaction when I see Megan thingie, her of Royal wedding fame - she is so darned THIN! Is it healthy to be a bag of bones like that?...
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Voltage
we finally have a moving date may 11th hooray!! let the fun begin!!...
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jennyjoan
I would say in the past 3 years I never see bees, wasps, ladybirds or butterflies etc. Loads of dirty little flies tho. Anybody tell me why there is a shortage. Would it be our weather?...
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mushroom25
the 75th anniversary of the famous raid by 617 squadron is being commemorated by special screenings of the film, for one day only. https://www.heyuguys.com/4k-dam-busters-second-world-war-operation/...
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vernonk
What’s your claim to fame? I don’t just mean getting a selfie with a celeb, or their autograph. Maybe you lived next door to a star, dated one, cut their hair, served them in a shop, were an extra...
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Voltage
I went back to the card shop yesterday and said, "Do you sell bereavement cards?" "Yes we do." replied the assistant. "Good," I said, "could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?"...
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chess
20 ac vidi said Caesar was ine to come back for translation 1and 3 letters -s-w- 14/24 down must be an admirable motive if its for faith hope or charity 1/4/5/ letters 22ac after the French 5 letters...
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Shaglene
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido...
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Chipchopper
A corn cob walks into a bar and sees another cob sitting alone at the bar, so he go's over and says: "Hey babe do you come 'ear often ?"...
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Voltage
Wish me luck. I'm off to speak to the bank manager today, and if things work out for me my life will change dramatically - I'm talking millions here. I'm so excited I can hardly get this balaclava...
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sp1814
I have no problem being asked for ID before voting, but I can understand that not everyone actually has a bank card or even a current passport. What are your thoughts?...
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TimeProject
Hello to whoever is reading this, I'm doing a project for school and need some answers from complete strangers, to some rather personal questions, the goal is to bring people closer together, despite...
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rowanwitch
Took about 3 Hrs to complete installation i.e Downloading, Installation and Configuring. Several Re-Starts.....what a palaver. We have fast Broadband. Anyone else installed this yesterday ??...
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nailit
Ive had to make 8 bus journeys today. On 2 of them (not one, but two) ive had to sit next to someone who stank. WHY? Why cant some people smell themselves? Ive said before on here that ive got a bit...
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Voltage
A boat builder is showing his son one of his forests. He turns to him and says, "Son, one day this will all be oars"...
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Patsy33
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay. You have my Word..
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Barmaid
This is now my stock answer to "where's the.......?" Because we havent actually managed to finish unpacking yet. Although at least now we have ALL the boxes under the same roof instead of 4 different...
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Islay
I am now 198lbs lighter. I lost weight on holiday!! Only another 35lbs to go to get to the surgeon set target, but who knows I may add 14lbs to that will wait and see how I feel after those last...
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gness
......silence......complete silence.... The last two days of my holiday were quite noisy....I don’t much like noise...... Fourteen hours ago I got on the ferry.... into my cabin where I have a bed...

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