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marval

Missing

My dog recently went missing. So I got a pet detective. Although he doesn’t seem to like his cage very much....
15:41 Wed 11th Apr 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 16:57 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Actor

Did you hear about the actor who keeps falling through the floorboards? It's just a stage hes going through......
14:19 Wed 11th Apr 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 15:13 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

Human Overpopulation

It's can be a touchy one to discuss, but is the real issue with the world over population? I for one think it is....
13:36 Wed 11th Apr 201846 answers, last by Theland 01:34 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Bazile

Club Points

I was on a flight the other day . Sitting next to me was this young lady , who kept looking me . She leaned over and asked if I would like to join the Mile high club I told her that I wasn't a...
10:11 Wed 11th Apr 201815 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:31 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Hippo And A Zippo?

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. yeah i know..i'll get me coat...
09:18 Wed 11th Apr 20184 answers, last by spathiphyllum 09:28 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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marval

Worried

The apple industry has been hit by a rapid decline in sales of fruit-based pastries. Industry experts are worried about the apple turnover....
21:58 Tue 10th Apr 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 08:54 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Herb Gardener

i just started work as a Herb gardener i worked 3 hours overtime will i get get thyme and a half?...
18:47 Tue 10th Apr 201812 answers, last by Tilly2 19:26 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

Pharmaceuticals

A foreign person was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the same person complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired results. “Have...
18:27 Tue 10th Apr 20183 answers, last by spathiphyllum 22:54 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Bit Of Fun.

Song titles with food in them. I'll start.; Don't Go Bacon my Heart. Elton John & Kiki Dee. Love Meat Tender. Elvis Presley....
16:36 Tue 10th Apr 201868 answers, last by marval 21:39 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Mental Asylum!

During a visit to the mental asylum, i asked the Director: "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized." "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer...
16:40 Tue 10th Apr 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 19:05 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Shiver Me Timbers!

Scientists and marine biologists were called in, to investigate the Mary Rose when it began to tremble. Their results concluded that it was a nervous wreck....
10:59 Tue 10th Apr 201814 answers, last by marval 17:31 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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kvalidir

One Hit Wonders...

What are your favourite one hit wonders? Here are some of mine :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA...
09:12 Tue 10th Apr 2018179 answers, last by tonyav 22:54 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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magpie

Prince Of Wales

does anybody else think that it is absurd for the heir to be parading around in the heat of Australia wearing double breasted suits on the beach? a nice shirt with good shorts would be acceptable, it...
17:07 Mon 09th Apr 201826 answers, last by tamaris 12:36 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Missing Toast...

I was just enjoying a banana and four halves of toast, when I had to go into another room to fetch a pen from my handbag. When I came back my two pieces of toast had disappeared. I know I only ate two...
14:47 Mon 09th Apr 201831 answers, last by Voltage 10:32 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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marval

Doctor Please Help Me

Mr. Brown is at the doctor’s, “Doctor, I can’t sleep at night because I keep having to think about the crocodile under my bed.” “I’ll prescribe some medication,” says the doctor. “You...
18:35 Mon 09th Apr 20187 answers, last by aelmpvw 09:02 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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nailit

Permanently Fatigued

For some time I have been feeling fatigued/lethargic a lot of the time. Ive never slept very well but this feels more than just some sleep deprivation. I had to attend a meeting this afternoon and it...
17:47 Mon 09th Apr 201847 answers, last by Barmaid 17:56 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Voltage

A Vegan !

A vegan said to me: “People who sell meat are disgusting” I replied: “People who sell fruit and veg are grocer.“...
13:22 Mon 09th Apr 20187 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:33 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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Bazile

Bbc Presenters Hair

Apparently the BBC has received complaints about this presenters hair . https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/08/bbc-receives-complaints-presenters-off-putting-cascading-hair/ I think some people...
14:00 Mon 09th Apr 201841 answers, last by pastafreak 20:35 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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Smowball

£500!

If you had £500 to invest in absolutely anything to make a profit what would you do? Stocks n shares/stock market, betting, buying n selling something?? Give me your ideas!...
21:19 Sun 08th Apr 201837 answers, last by NoMercy 13:34 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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johnny.5

Watching The Golf

if a played ball goes into the crowd is there a penalty ? if a spectator were to kick said ball onto the green what is the penalty ? if said ball hit spectator on head then bounce into the whole is...
22:47 Sat 07th Apr 201819 answers, last by Voltage 20:54 Sun 08th Apr 2018

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