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Hopkirk

Police Dogs

Our local force has lost some of their dogs. They don't know where they've gone, but they've got some leads....
20:18 Sun 08th Apr 20188 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:47 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Post Office!

i was accused at my local post office for stealing a book of stamps! I'm not having that I thought so I stuck one on him!...
15:06 Sun 08th Apr 20186 answers, last by Spicerack 17:47 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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jim360

Hero Elephant Tries To Save Man From Drowning

https://imgur.com/gallery/ji6zz Man probably in no real danger but omg...
15:19 Sun 08th Apr 201821 answers, last by jambutty 16:32 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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Barmaid

Ebay

Can you help, please? I have got 100s of items to sell on eBay. I mean hundreds. They are doing free listing til end of April. However given the large number of items which is best? Straightforward...
14:15 Sun 08th Apr 201816 answers, last by Barmaid 14:38 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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ethandron

Chutney Lovers

Baxters pineapple, coconut and zesty lime chutney, you owe it to yourself to try it, I guarantee you'll not stop at one jar.
13:45 Fri 06th Apr 201814 answers, last by ethandron 15:57 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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marval

Refrain

Two little old ladies were walking through the park one Sunday afternoon. The band was playing a catchy sounding tune, and one of the old ladies said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is." The...
22:57 Sat 07th Apr 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 13:19 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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darrensunion86

Muller Light Kremas

Who is the actor who is the atlas model in the muller light kremas advert?...
23:52 Sat 07th Apr 20183 answers, last by Mamyalynne 00:37 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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magpie

Mail Giant

last one just can't get it 6 d nevertheless 10 ?e?o?e?e?s thanx
22:15 Sat 07th Apr 20183 answers, last by Voltage 22:18 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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slinky.kate

Feeling Peckish

so I opened a tin of grapefruit,gosh it was lovely,so refreshing.what would you have eaten?????
21:52 Sat 07th Apr 201830 answers, last by Jackdaw33 15:52 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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Garaman

The Theme Is...

...harmonies by people who don't normally sing together. Here is one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWyPhQkZNLw...
13:13 Fri 06th Apr 201842 answers, last by tonyav 18:14 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

Dog Muck................

Paddy walks into the pub and as he is walking up to the bar, he stands in a pile of dog muck, slides and falls on the floor. He dusts himself down and gets his pint of beer. A few minutes later the...
19:09 Sat 07th Apr 20183 answers, last by Baldric 19:32 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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marval

Wish

When the man and wife got into bed for some lovemaking one night, instead of responding she was complaining about economic conditions of the world. "Everything is going up," she whined. "The price of...
17:58 Sat 07th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 18:45 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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sunny-dave

What A Waste ...

https://postimg.org/image/k88xtusnr/...
13:33 Sat 07th Apr 20188 answers, last by Shaglene 18:45 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Good Tip

With the Grand National coming up, I've been given a good tip. V.Neck. Heard it's a good jumper!...
13:43 Sat 07th Apr 20189 answers, last by goodgoalie 23:02 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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animids

Daily Mail Giant

12a. Chilliness, 3.2.3.3.. 1d, programme, 4. 2d, low quality.6.
11:55 Sat 07th Apr 20186 answers, last by donny48 11:59 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Daily Mail Crossword Saturday April 7Th 2018

daily mail giant crossword 83 across spice ..... a??? 84 down cut......??i?...
11:42 Sat 07th Apr 201815 answers, last by lesleybell72 10:47 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

A Very Sad Day..............

A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste...
19:14 Fri 06th Apr 201812 answers, last by LochNessMonster 07:50 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

Smelly Baker

Why did the baker have smelly hands? . . . . . . . Because he kneeded a poo...
11:42 Thu 05th Apr 201823 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:08 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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NoMercy

Tempted To Powder Your Nose?

Surely this is enough to put you off ever indulging...?...
08:52 Fri 06th Apr 201869 answers, last by jambutty 15:37 Sun 08th Apr 2018
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Spungle

Why Do Ghosts Wear Clothes?

Someone else asked this question on another thread earlier, but it is such a striking question I believe it merits it's own post. Why, indeed, do ghosts wear clothes? If there was any logic to the...
20:27 Thu 05th Apr 201856 answers, last by steg 08:11 Mon 23rd Apr 2018

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