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marval

My Partner

My partner was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Sweetheart, where’s the cheese grater?” “Some would say France, others would say England,” I replied. I’m hosting a panel show later....
17:09 Wed 07th Mar 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 17:24 Thu 08th Mar 2018
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jubo22

Baffler

aragon,s crown, an??o. fit tightly(timber), ?ay. US music labels, r?a. imitated elements of social behavior, me?es. many thanks.
17:02 Wed 07th Mar 201810 answers, last by bookbinder 17:58 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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marval

My Daughter

My daughter was born with an umbrella sticking out of the top of her head. I am worried about her starting college. She has led a very sheltered life....
16:48 Wed 07th Mar 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 17:26 Thu 08th Mar 2018
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spathiphyllum

Why Are Learners Allowed On The Motorway?

Why are learners going to be allowed on the motorway from the 4th of June? Are A roads such as the A1 not suitable enough? They demonstrate lane ownership and how to come on and off the road. Bit...
11:21 Wed 07th Mar 2018187 answers, last by jno 00:35 Thu 08th Mar 2018
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murraymints

Arrived!

Just arrived at lochearnhead..cold but dry and snow confined to hills..beautiful place..hotel got everything I want, comfortable and warm...view from bedroom...
15:22 Wed 07th Mar 201832 answers, last by Tilly2 21:17 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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Bazile

24 Carat

On phone Wife - '' where the hell are you - you've got chores to get done !!!! ?'' Husband - '' hi darling - do you remember when we were courting and we walked passed that jewellers and you saw that...
15:10 Wed 07th Mar 20185 answers, last by Garaman 21:39 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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anotheoldgit

One Of Those 'poor Children' Goes On Trial, I Bet His Foster Parents Are So Proud Of Him?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5472623/Iraqi-asylum-seeker-18-trial-Parsons-Green-Tube-attack.html /// Hassan had arrived in the UK in the back of a lorry in October 2015 when he was 16 after...
14:39 Wed 07th Mar 201860 answers, last by vetuste_ennemi 01:08 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Shopping!

I called my wife from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice she asked for. “Concentrate” she said, but I still couldn’t remember!...
14:40 Wed 07th Mar 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 16:07 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Energy Supplier!

A guy just knocked on my door doing a survey and asked who my energy supplier was. Apparently Red Bull wasn’t the answer he was looking for....
12:25 Wed 07th Mar 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 16:09 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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ToraToraTora

What's Happenning?

AB is automatically going to the "gamiss" site, I barely managed to type this....
09:50 Tue 06th Mar 201853 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 16:49 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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1ozzy

G'day Early Birds

Our esteemed skipper may be enjoying a good nights sleep. Or, bashing his 'putor with the big 'ammer...
06:04 Wed 07th Mar 201854 answers, last by murraymints 09:17 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Predict The Future!

My friends were amazed when I told them I can predict the future using herbs. “Is it true?” they asked. “Only thyme will tell”, I replied....
21:10 Tue 06th Mar 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 21:42 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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queenofmean

Feel Special

Well sort of. Went to get my prescription and was told if I go into the pharmacy tomorrow they will have information about my Libre Sensor. I’m the first they have had a request for. I’m really...
18:27 Tue 06th Mar 201816 answers, last by DaisyNonna 00:47 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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marval

I Have

I have been a captain in the army for ten years now and simply refuse to get promoted further. They say I’ve got major issues....
20:41 Tue 06th Mar 201816 answers, last by Shaglene 16:12 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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marval

Mistake

It was a mistake to steal a smart car. It picked me out of the police line-up and appeared as a witness for the prosecution....
18:50 Tue 06th Mar 20183 answers, last by Garaman 22:01 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Kettle!

I went into an electrical shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle?' The bloke said, 'Kenwood?' I said, 'Well go and get him then I'm in a hurry'...
16:48 Tue 06th Mar 201833 answers, last by Spicerack 00:14 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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Shaglene

Telephone Survey...........

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of...
17:18 Tue 06th Mar 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 18:14 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Patsy33

Low Pulse Rate

My husband's pulse rate was only 45 bpm when he went to Doctor's this morning. They've known it to be low last few weeks but don't seem overly concerned. A couple of weeks ago it was 48 nom. Doctor...
14:32 Tue 06th Mar 201819 answers, last by Voltage 17:13 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Alarm Clock

I live for my alarm clock collection. It’s the only reason I get up in the morning....
22:18 Mon 05th Mar 20189 answers, last by Voltage 16:49 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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spathiphyllum

Why Has Mcdonalds Stopped Selling Hot Mochas?

Why on earth has the mocha been taken away from the Mcdonalds hot drink menu? Was it not as popular as one assumed? Mochas are adult hot chocolates. The perfect winter beverage when you want a coffee...
10:13 Tue 06th Mar 201826 answers, last by leslieadavis 11:08 Tue 15th May 2018

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