My girlfriend is really tiny she has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size. So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm...
A mushroom walks into a bar during happy hour , sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom says,"Why not? I'm a fun guy!"...
I am in the third day of a bad cold, lots of sneezing, drippy nose, aches in back etc. Still eating OK. I should go out today although I can get out of it. What is the best thing to do for my cold?...
Just curious here! A lot of 'innocent' answers seem to get removed, hence..dont even bother to answerbank....cuz nobody will ever see them! All a bit pointless really.
The sooner that its eradicated from the face of this earth the better! We fill the earth with carp, plastics etc, We fill it with poisons like nuclear waste, we all seem to hate each other for...
Some good racing at Cheltenham this afternoon. Have done a horse later on at Uttoxeter that I was told to watch out for last winter. It has had entries and been scratched half a dozen times in the...
...multiple organ failure and dementia. I was never a big fan, but wouldn't wish that on anyone. Sad.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5096197/David-Cassidy-67-coma-organ-failure.html...
Paddy climbs the diving board for his final dive with a fish in his hand .
The official says: “What are you doing with that fish Paddy?”
Paddy: “A Triple somersault with pike.”...