Like the underground resistance in World War 2, I think it might be safer for me to discuss TROP in a code. Let's say I call them Aldi Shoppers, or Aldis for short. Now I can protest at the number of...
Confucius Say... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say... Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say... Man with broken condom Often called Daddy...
My missus told me she'd got an invite to a fancy dress party. "Oh, that explains the latex rubber sumo wrestler suit you're trying on" I said She replied "What bloody latex rubber sumo suit? I'm naked...
A bottle of red....a lovely companion and sitting together on the patio in the evening watching three hedgehogs...one slightly doolally.....a frog playing in dried leaves and the space station...
Morning punters. A bit gloomy but a bit of "cut in the ground". Remember last week when I flagged up that I had passed over some of my old favourites, well I was right to be fearful. We had an...
My son is getting married within the next few months and I learnt today that his soon to be wife compiled the seating arrangements as to who sits where and with whome with her friend without any...
Had a "girlie" night at the local cinema to see Mamma Mia, here I go again. Didn't have high expectations as I didn't particularly like the first one, but I really enjoyed it. Glad my grandaughter...
Another attempt to con the longsuffering British public! Surely very few people really thought that smart meters were intended to save money, even for those enthusiasts prepared to waste their lives...