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Fish and Chips.

Everyone loves fish and chips. I think I may get Swollen Balls out of the house today and treat him to some. Where is your favourite place in the world for fish and chips?...

shooty

Whatever happened to the thread about the lifesaving owl? It was pretty tame (the thread not the owl) when I went to watch the TV but it seems to have flown off somewhere (the thread and the owl). Did...

d9f1c7

why all the effort?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17076942 Just shove the lowlife into a crate and drop him out of a Hurcules roughly over Jordan!...

quinie

How is your body?

Thought this text from my s-i-l was funny.If my body was a car I'd trade it in for a newer model.I've got humps,dents and scratches and my headlights are out of focus.My gearbox is seizing up and it...

4getmenot

Its only Words....

Got to do a 500 word essay, which probably on paper doesnt look much, and just got me thinking, is there a site or tool on computer that when a document is highlighted tells you how many words it has...

Jonno21

Where is the best place to put questions about ufos, conspiracy theories and the supernatural?

I've had to put one in news as i didn't know where to put it as there isn't a designated section the above mentioned.

Jonogroats

An owl saved my life

Can anyone recommend a good owl sanctuary or owl charity as I owls my life. A little while ago I lost my job the stress drove me to drink which then led to me cheating on my wife of twenty years and...

wildwood

Don't you just love those Irish jokes.

Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them...

dickythecook

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the...

AB Editor

Steel-Framed Backpacks: Hiking Backpack?

Afternoon, Odd question, and I'm not sure that I've imagined this quite mundane item, but is there such thing as a metal-tubed/framed backpack - the frame seems to be on the part which aligns with the...

Hopkirk

Beatles or Stones

Well?

wildwood

Noah's Ark.

I'm bored so here goes... Are there any religious folks on Answerbank who believe the Noah's Ark account as in Genesis? I mean, only 6 people left 6000 years ago, and some insects are parthenogenic so...

sandyRoe

What do the arrogant atheists and snide secularists say to this grand old lady?

http://www.telegraph....d-says-the-Queen.html...

Noraq

Mick McCarthy sacked from Wolverhampton

Just saw in on Facebook anyone confirm it?...

Gromit

Caption please

By popular demand I have been asked to supply a photo for you clever AB readers to write an amusing Anti-Tory caption. See what you can do with this. http://www.mirror.co....-image-1-99221685.jpg...

lankeela

Why is it when someone famous dies

people rush out and buy their albums/films/memorabilia? If they thought that much of them surely they would do this while they are still alive?

anotheoldgit

Any way to treat a woman?

http://i.dailymail.co...00578-569_634x649.jpg Is that a lead he has on his missus?...

Khandro

The National Trust Comes Out against Windfarms

About time too ?http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/9 077468/National-Trust-comes-out-against-publi c-menace-of-wind-farms.html...

D143237G

DEJA VU

I know we often have to suffer seeing the same joke posted twice within a week or so but to see the same joke submitted twice within 2 days!! Don't people read the jokes on AB before they decide to...

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