On a mountain in Virginia stands a lonesome pine just below is the cabin home of a little girl of mine her name is June and very , very soon ,She'll belong to me for I know she's waiting there...
Following on from last night, some of you seemed amazed that I didn't like Porridge or Open All Hours. The reason I didn't like them was the type of humour they contained. I didn't think they were...
I'm home by myself for the whole night, I have some great t.v lined up and a tub of 'Ben and Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream'..? Mmmmm Ice cream and Sawyer... does life get any better?
if yer lookin for trouble.. yer come to the right place.... if yer lookin for trouble.. jus look right in my face..... i was born standin up.....and talkin back..... hi...
If every word I saidCould make you laughI'd talk forever (together my love)I ask the sky just what we hadMmm It shone forever (together my love my my my my my my my my my my mymy my)If the song I sing...
I've been told my head gasket on my Vauxhall Corsa needs replacing and have been quoted ?400 to ?500 and then if the cylinder head is cracked it will cost more, does this sound about right from a back...
(initially posted in the news section) I will greatly miss this comedy legend. Open all hours and Porridge are still right at the top with the greatest comedies of all time.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What you shaking for she's going to eat me!" what goes clipety clop, clipety clop, bang bang, clipety clop, clipety clop? An amish drive by. What did...
This morning some swine stole my wheelie bin, a colleague at work reversed her car into mine, the house windows I cleaned yesterday have been targeted by seagulls, a dog has done a poo on my doorstep...
The night we met I knew I needed you soAnd if I had the chance I'd never let you goSo won't you say you love meI'll make you so proud of meWe'll make 'em turn their headsEvery place we goSo won't you...
i am going to wind up my grandfather clock yes i have one and am going to my bed oh by the way its electric goes up and down good for the old back nighty night
