David made be a millionaire and drive a rols royce but he can't handle his drink, has a small penis and leaves his computer switched on. Happy New Year from David's dissappointed friend. Love and...
Do you ever wonder how good you are at it... and what make you a better partner? What would define you from anyone else? I don't mean by being inlove with your partner/husband or whatever, so...
What are your favourite kind of features of the opposite sex: 1. Hair colour and type (long, short, none). 2. Eye colour. 3. Height. 4. Build. 5. Any piercings/tattoos. Then for interests sake...
For the second time in four months a woman driver has crashed in to me- a fastish rear end shunt on the North Circular. The crash was on Radio 2!!!!!. The stupid bint was a police officer and as she...
Or do they prefer a bit of something to grab hold of? I know what I've read in magazines and the papers about this, but was wondering what AB men think.
For some unknown reason, I am watching darts on TV at the moment. I can honestly say, whilst examining the audience, that I have never seen such a selection of a new found breed of the peasant class....
I went with my daughter for her scan today. She would have liked to know the sex of the baby but they told her because they usually do the scans a lot earlier they do not have a policy of tell you...
My sister recently purchased a well known MP3 player from Argos. She got it home but realised that her computer software was not compatible and she is unable to download the MP3's from her computer...
whilst just about to leave a party last night, an attractive female friend asked... would you to park your purple porsche, in my garage? confused, i left for home 1, i have a red mazda 2, she does not...
Hello, just thought i'd be good to find about a bit more about people so... 1. Are you male or female. 2. How old are you (approx if you're shy). 3. What do you do? 4. Are you married/single/in a...
Why do i fall in love so easily, and why is it I am never the one that finishes relationships? I need to change some things, but not sure what exactly, I am not scared of showing emotion at all but I...
My boyf is lovely in so many ways and i'm very happy with him. One thing i'd love is for him to have more of the grrr factor towards me, we kiss and cuddle so much and he's incredibly affectionate and...
What county does everyone live in (or state etc...), thought it'd be interesting to see how geographically spread we are as lots of people seem to live in the same areas. Just give the one you live...
I am here for another hour. I have just realised my parents dogs motion sickness tablets take 1 hr to kick in. Any jokes to keep me amused. Q) What do you call 100 white men chasing a black man? A)...