A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you...
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic...
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said "i want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that...
A young man walks into a hotel's lift. The operator asks, "Which floor son?" "Seventeenth" replies the young man. "No problem son" says the operator. As they approached the seventeenth floor the...
Wednesday. Sea mist rolling about, making everything wet. It should clear soon enough.
Tiggy was out and about, but he's gone to bed. I don't think he likes the mist.
Have a happy day everyone....
Monday. Not too bad out. A bit cool still. No sign of Tiggy yet. I hope he's OK.
A busy day today, much to be done. How much of it gets done is another matter.
Have a happy day everyone....
This is a bad weekend for me. My sister died yesterday, very sudden. I'm devastated. Loved her to bits. I'll really miss her. We were always very close. She was only one year older than me. :o(
All the more reason to pander and prostitute themselves with the Unions
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-party-debts-will-be-clear-by-2016-8195831.html...
Saturday. Tiggy is doing tiggy like things in the garden. The sky is beginning to get light, so he will be off to bad shortly. the weather is supposed to be lousy later today. Fine. I'm going to be a...
Not sure whether to say goodnight or morning. Just finished 6 hour Samaritan shift so ready for bed. No doubt some of you will be up and about soon - I might surface about 9 lol,
Apologies in advance to any Irish ABers. Friend sent me these. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd...
Thursday. Yesterday was sunny, but a chilly breeze took the edge off it. Today is looking like a good. Out to lunch with my oppo today. Going to the Swan in Wotton-under-Edge. I haven't been there for...
Good morning everyone. You know the rules by now just follow the previous lyric with one of your own. Play nice and enjoy...Love Cupid04.xx I'll start you with ;- Only you can make this world seem...