I don't care how pc you are, if you don't find this funny you're not human. The police officer at the scene is quoted in today's Irish Independent as saying "he spilled his drink, but other than that...
One afternoon a man and his wife had just finished possibly the worst round of golf they'd ever played. In order to remedy their golf woes, they decided to schedule some lessons with the resident pro....
Is it bad form to wear a black shirt at a wedding? The whole suit is black except for the tie which is vibrant blue which looks better against black than white.
I bought a SAAB last year from a local dealer to the value of ?7000 i part x,s my old car and paid the balance in cash ?2000 . I now want to sell my SAAB but the dealer who i am buy ing from tells me...
I have just bought a new ferguson video sender of e bay, got it today and set it up to send to the bedroom tv. Installed the sender to the sky box downstairs, then set up the receiver in the bedroom...
You know when you come back from holiday and you notice how the amount of litter on our streets? Well Enfield Council now have wardens empowered to fine those who drop litter ?80 on the spot. They...
Was on my pooter but had the news on in the background, now did i hear correct that that McCann couple in Portugal have been forced to publically deny having anything to do wwith the disappearence of...
I'm truly happily married. Love my wife to bits - she's a beautiful, smart, sexy woman, and she loves me too. I'd do anything for her. Also, life is great, and happily we have a lovely home and no...
My boyfriend and I attended a presentation by a 'holiday club' stating that it could provide 4 and 5 star accommodation for a discount price. The cost of a lifetime membership was ?3000+, we declined...
Does anyone know where I can buy a decent bikini from for big busted women that is under ?30? I'm a 34e and would preferably like a halterneck style but all the shops and websites I've searched are...
After much help from my fellow AB'ers about what ipod replacement earphones i should buy, Am back with yet another querie i need your help with........
a fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The firemand is...
suggestions please to improve taste. at present i cover wth oil and silver foil and cook as per. how can i add more taste in as simple a way as possible. in anticipation, many thanks.
Yesterday I was in Somerfields buying my tea and i joined a queue for one of those stupid self service machines that pretend they're quicker but are constantly breaking down so aren't really, anyway i...
I was watching an episode of Friends, and thay all say 'if i was Umnipitent (sp?) for a day, i would...... Can some one tell me what it means!!!????? I feel stupid for asking but i have no idea!!!...
One of the members who has chosen to use the blank id, (not efc) is the same person that used the greenie id during the week to post my full home adddress on this site. can i suggest that anyone who...
I have just been quoted near ?400 for a new head gasket. That includes ?160 for parts + 250 for labour - I believe that's 4/5 hours? Anyway I just want to know if anyone can confirm if they know if...