I had thought - wrongly as it turns out - that leg end was a dull stringy bit that had come out of a chicken's bum, and that I was a sprightly and interesting chitterling of endless interest and...
I just got a txt from a friend, dont want to say too much nudge nudge, but he asked me to proxy this extraordinarily interesting question. Have you ever left the supermarket early because you felt...
There is one on the Masters tonight, also female, a mole on her right cheek, and a decent amount of busty overhang. When she talks, or issues her ORDERS from the sidelines I find myself feeling a bit...
We shall fight them on the beaches and in Glasgow ect ect trails away.... We have a little bit of a problem because - one side - is not cooked - which is a bit of a problem.
I have been out all evening, I just got home. It appears that I left my pc logged in to AB and maybe somebody definitely not me (possibly Melanie) got on here and insulted a few of you and attempted...
i need to know how i can retain my position yo know, me the most articulate paticle of sh!ite the internet has ever seen - you know me. the lover, the speler, the wonder of all timje - get to it...
The boring **** is back. Hosting Have I got News for you. The problem though is that he is so unbelievably boring. OK he has a COOL goatee beard, way cool, and long hair down his neck, WAY cool....
Not just popping off for a short break, I am leaving, fulltime leaving. Why, I hear you ask ? (apart from Potter Minor who is leaning out of the Bean Library and shouting Sod Off Bumbrain). So why,...
Our heroes are back tonight for a new series, BBC2, 8.30pm. Will anybody help me to collect together great sayings from Toad and Pasty ? Don't miss it ! "You have ruined a simple risotto" Here is a...
Please give me a reason to go on living. I have tried shooting the daylights out of paper targets, reading interesting books, apexing the Lombard roundabout at 60mph, browsing the shelves in Londis,...
Should there be some basic guidelines ? I very recently moved to Lancashire, just outside Ripon, went to the pub, asked the way to the toilet, and he said, go just behind the fence pull back your...
For a lady it is simple, walk up behind him, stick your hand down his trousers and grab his dick. For men it is more complicated, there is a higher risk of arrest, but is there something broadly...
I am a bit worried about the latest outbreak of Hope this Helps. If you have something helpful for the questioner then by all means add Hope this Helps. If however you are just trying to jump on a...
Seriously, if you visit a site and see the same person there, day and night, posting posting posting posting posting posting without mercy, saying nothing and picking on all and sundry, do you get...