For the last hour it's been, stinky flamingos, fighting Fijians, pogles wood and shagging in sheds. All i want to talk about is bosoms! Hasn't anyone got anything to say about knockers apart from me?
kids telly today and why its so crap was watching something called in the night garden with my mates son what a load of rubbish telly was much better when i was a kid
Anyone waiting to see Ross Kemp goes back to Afghanistan? Just heard on the radio , though they said its not been confirmed , that the marine killed by a roadside bomb in Afghanistan last week was...
Have the biggest boobs on average for regular sized bodies followed by Danish and then Dutch, so by deduction, if you eat bacon and smoke weed then you will have big boobs. I know this for a fact, you...
Lad says to his girlfriend "D'you fancy a 68?" "A what?" she replies. "A 68." "Don't you mean a 69?" "No, I mean a 68." "What the hell is a 68?" "You give me a blow job and I owe you one."
Just been over to my allotment to get some veg. The guy in the plot 2 away from mine was servicing one of the merry widows in his shed. What's the most bizarre place that you've done it?
What with all the hoo-ha going on in America at the moment, I was wondering - will there ever be an openly atheist president? or is that actually a bigger barrier to cross than the racial one?
okay. i live in the U.S. adn the food can be good but i dont know what food is like in other countries how is it? is it better? what kinds of food would you reccomend if i went to the UK? curiosity is...
What is your favourite position for nookie? Ladies with more than 7 please, use a separate piece of paper. Mine is the rear supine St. Andrew position(37 in your text book)
Its not easy for me to express how i feel, btu over time its getting harder and harder and worse and worse, so i just think i need to know if anyone can explain whats making me like i am ?!?! For...
Worst lie you have told? I once told my father that a person that he had bigged up to me for years, who i discovered was a particularly nasty individual at times(he was a lecturer), had been sacked...
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long...
Reading the gospels, jesus comes across as anything but a good example to follow. He attacks people with whips (john 2:15) He compared a woman seeking his help to a dog (Matthew 15:26) He condems...
I thought no one would remember little old me. Thanks for the cordials folks. I am still in love with an American girl, although i am back here as i now have diabetes and angina to deal with. It is...