All Ages A man went into a grocery store, got 3 tins of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?" The man replies, "Yes I...
The baby blackbirds fledged yesterday. I found one dead on the front lawn today. I just heard an almighty racket outside and saw next doors cat tripping over the garden with a baby in its mouth. After...
One of my chickens has started to moult. Or at least I hope that's what it is! She looks really straggly and the garden is covered in feathers. Now it looks as if the second one has started. Is it...
An African ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best...
Not really a question, but possibly a helpful tid-bit... Of course, here in the U.S. (especially here in the west), self-defense for oneself and family can be liberally applied through the ownership...
hello there my pet died and I want to buy him but the whole garden is being dug up in the next year to two, it wont look anything like it does now I will also create a burial area in the new garden...
1. Do grown men wear flip flops.
2. Do grown men go topless in town.
3. Do grown men wear 3/4 length shorts.
(please note I am happy for women to do all of the above)...
We are contemplating changing from our tower to a powerful laptop. Please could anyone offer advice on what to do and what we should go for- we are very confused. We think we will stick to windows...
I WAS TOLD BY A FRIEND THAT THE BLACKBIRDS ON THE WEST COAST OF SCOTLAND ARE MIGRATORY. DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE? I CAN RECOGNISE SOME OF MY ONES BY CERTAIN MARKINGS AND THEY SEEM TO BE HERE...
Hello I have one goldfish in my pond which has turned white ,not unusual i suppose but it has a large body but its head has not grown proportionaty and it looks deformed Is it in any discomfort?...
I noticed whilst watching the Helicopter arriving with the Olympic Flame at Lands End that the rotor was going anti-clockwise is there a reason for this
Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors How fast can you guess these words: 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all 6...
-- An ALA officer (Agricultural Law Association) stopped at a farm in Devo and talked with an old farmer. He told him, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs." The farmer...
A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the...
Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please" The girls reply's " You must have a lot of...
Adults Only There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, Ethel we've been...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello! He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To...