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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for me for next Tuesday. __________ Top Tip: To stop your car windscreen icing up rub a half potato over it the night before, the starch...

Shaglene

Alone....................

If anyone is alone with nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.................

ToraToraTora

Tories Pull Back In The Polls......

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/rishi-sunak-claws-back-2019-tory-voters-cutting-labour-lead-from-30-to-11-points-poll-shows-2021134 ...looks like normal service will be resumed at the next election....

Therealdeal2

How Would I Survive

If I was an inch tall in my house and my mom thinks I’m a bug...

sandyRoe

The Hard Times Of Old England.

Listening to The Archers today I was shocked to hear a decent couple out stealing timber in order to heat their home. When poverty strikes in Ambridge is there anywhere safe from the scourge of...

Buenchico

Please Don't . . .

. . . leave too many carrots out for Santa's reindeer on Christmas Eve. Life isn't easy for an overweight reindeer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qota928VTXw...

Caran

Did I Do The Right Thing?

This afternoon I had a phone call from someone to say I had reached the last stage in a comp for £5000. She said I had asked for their competition booklet full of comps for £1. I gave her my card...

Salty80

I Have Been Suffering From Insomnia For A While ?

and I use sleeping pills ،،، Is there an effective way apart from medication?...

William51

Dirty Road Signs.

Has anyone noticed how dirty some street and town road signs are, i think it gives a bad impression. It appears to be something the councils have overlooked, or cannot afford to clean them. ?....

Bobbisox1

It Is What It Is

We’re still proud of them to get as far as they have Well done our England men...

Bazile

Oh My Lord

Just returned from hospital . While there ,they were attempting to unblock a sewer pipe on the floor above one of the treatment rooms . Yes , you guessed, it burst sending sewage through the ceiling...

Rondy

Constipated

A construction worker goes to a doctor and complains about constipation. The doctor examines him, takes a cricket bat and whacks him on the ***. The guy goes to the bathroom, washes himself and comes...

ToraToraTora

Oh Dear, Trouble In Paradise.......?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63941509...

Khandro

England V. Pakistan

England dominate Pakistan to post best day-one total in Test match history, 506 for 4. Let's hear it for the lads !...

Ken4155

Raheem Sterling Flies Home After Burglary

Sterling was missing from last night's squad with his absence explained as 'family matters'. It transpires that armed burglars broke into his home....

Bazile

Guttering

3 Bed Semi Clean guttering on main roof and on bay windows Alter drain pipes on one side of house upstairs and downstairs to allow bay windows to fully open Replace all union joins on guttering £380...

gulliver1

Putin .

" Vladimir is in the s*** after falling down the stairs and soiling himself at his official residence . According to Russian media .Putin was walking downstairs when he stumbled and fell to his back...

tiggerblue10

That's Me, That Is

https://twitter.com/SlenderSherbet/status/1597577143411671040?t=fwrooAXDpfdeFNv4xeSLrw&s=19...

barry1010

Tell Me About Your Pc/Laptop/Tablet/Phone

There was a time when I was keen to keep up with tech and gadgetry, replacing my PC every couple of years, same with my phone. I don't know if it's because advancements in tech has slowed right down...

fender62

Palace Racism

Ngozi Fulani was asked where she was originally from mmm, whats the problem there it's not what or was considered a british christian name, i assume the palace get people from around the globe...

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