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Canary42

True Irony

A newsagent shop which is [i] moving [i] premises has the word "STATIONARY" scribed on the new shop front....
11:36 Mon 14th Jan 20195 answers, last by wiltsman 19:33 Tue 15th Jan 2019
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Patsy33

Wig Van.

A wig van blew up on the motorway - police are combing the area.
16:22 Tue 15th Jan 201912 answers, last by Patsy33 19:20 Tue 15th Jan 2019
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NorfolkGump589

Crosse & Blackwell

competition leaflet
14:48 Fri 28th Dec 20183 answers, last by wiltsman 11:11 Fri 04th Jan 2019
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MollyBawn

That Should Be Sing A Couple Of Notes

That should be sing a couple of notes.
11:08 Thu 20th Dec 20183 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:13 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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gollob

Will This Be The Last Year When Car Drivers Will Be Charged For Drink Driving Be Overtaken

by drug taking drivers. Essex police in the first week in December charged 39 drivers for drink offences and 37 for drug offences
18:42 Mon 17th Dec 201820 answers, last by Canary42 21:02 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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sinderella

Why Side Lights?

Why would anyone drive with just their side parking lights on?
19:22 Tue 18th Dec 201820 answers, last by DarceyK123 00:45 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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10ClarionSt

Don't You Just Love The Royal Mail?

I know. It's a busy time for them but I received a card today addressed to someone who lives at the same house number and street as me but unfortunately they live 220 miles in Winchester. I live in...
19:36 Tue 18th Dec 201831 answers, last by gingejbee 17:38 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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carolegif

Scam Caller Keeps Calling Back!

I had a call from India (well she had Indian accent! Asking for me saying she was internet security. I said I wasn’t interested and clicked the phone off. Four times she rang straight back and when...
11:45 Tue 18th Dec 201817 answers, last by Jackdaw33 22:28 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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bednobs

Payout When Car Is A Write Off

hi, i'm in the above position for the first time ever. I have not had a offer from the insurance company yet. how close to how much the car is actually worth do they usually offer? (my estimate taken...
19:31 Thu 13th Dec 201836 answers, last by Peter Pedant 14:54 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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nailit

Be Careful What You Wish For

I posted last week that my son and his GF had got a flat and were leaving home. This afternoon most of their belongings were taken up to their new flat. Tomorrow their remaining furniture (bed, draws,...
20:17 Tue 11th Dec 201819 answers, last by hereIam 16:39 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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laurahiting

Treats Eye Dryness And Lubricates The Eyes

What really tripped me up was Divine Vision 12. I'd like to sense so. That wasn't uninspired. I may be possibly be losing my sanity over Divine Vision 12. Usually, where did coaches go astray? I'll...
10:15 Tue 11th Dec 20185 answers, last by EDDIE51 10:26 Tue 11th Dec 2018
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Atheist

Bad Arguments.

Argument does not mean quarrel, it means rational discussion to arrive at a conclusion. Here are some bad arguments - (1) It's the economy, stupid. (2) Read my lips. (3) Get a life. (4) Project fear....
18:29 Thu 06th Dec 201866 answers, last by mibn2cweus 11:22 Sat 08th Dec 2018
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SparklyKid

X Factor, The Scouser.

Is he going to be chucked off over his dubious history ?
12:11 Sat 01st Dec 20186 answers, last by Samuraisan 19:56 Sat 01st Dec 2018
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Canary42

3 Legs Good

A man was driving along a country lane one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along behind it for a while, and as he was driving he saw they...
19:49 Fri 30th Nov 20185 answers, last by sakshirathor12 12:30 Sat 01st Dec 2018
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wiltsman

What, Another Referendum ..... But With Compulsory Voting!

A lot has been said about another referendum, and I tend to agree that we should have another one, but with this big proviso. It should be, that like Australia with general elections, it should be...
00:28 Fri 30th Nov 201855 answers, last by wiltsman 18:54 Fri 30th Nov 2018
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Samuraisan

Air Fryers

Does anyone have one ? What are your opinons ?
19:59 Wed 28th Nov 201816 answers, last by geetika12 13:44 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

What Do You Call...

What do you call a fat psychic? Four-chin teller....
12:29 Wed 28th Nov 20186 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 15:44 Wed 28th Nov 2018
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SparklyKid

Sick To Death Of The Jungle,screeching Hollybooby And The Oh So Unfunny Geordie Midget

A pair of well paid idiots. http://tinypic.com/r/wp4w6/9...
15:49 Tue 27th Nov 201830 answers, last by Canary42 17:59 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

I Wonder...

I wonder if the Queen gets into bed, pulls the duvet up to her neck and says "Look Phillip, I'm a stamp"....
17:08 Mon 12th Nov 201815 answers, last by Canary42 18:59 Wed 14th Nov 2018
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grumpy01

The Apprentice Tonight

After tonight's programme does anyone think any of these candidates are good enough to become Lord Sugar's business partner.I know that one of them will win but it looks at the moment as if it will be...
22:19 Wed 07th Nov 20188 answers, last by ToraToraTora 09:44 Thu 08th Nov 2018

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