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docspock

Damn, just clicked wrong box on right hand side.

I have just adopted an elephant.
12:29 Tue 24th Nov 200917 answers, last by mccfluff 12:50 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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poodicat

Just heard on the news that a 4 year old has been stabbed to death!!

It was breaking news,happened somewhere in london, police have launched a murder enquiry,poor wee mite!!!
12:30 Tue 24th Nov 200958 answers, last by Ankou 15:09 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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WiseObservantOwl

Have you noticed....................

That women have a passion for mathematics? Yeah They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend!
12:17 Tue 24th Nov 20098 answers, last by mccfluff 12:36 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

another for a dreary Tuesday

Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom...
11:53 Tue 24th Nov 200910 answers, last by yogi-bear 12:29 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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zzxxee

the older we get

the higher to heaven we get but everything like boobs point staight to hell !!!!...
12:23 Tue 24th Nov 200914 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:38 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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docspock

The joys of old age.

The image of things to come, if not here already. http://i46.tinypic.com/eb79ti.jpg...
12:08 Tue 24th Nov 20092 answers, last by WiseObservantOwl 12:15 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Veggibear

Cold Calls at Work

Anyone got any good ways to deal with these people? I am sick of mobile phone companies, insurance, accountants, conference invitations, requests for email address, temporary labour, general motors,...
11:52 Tue 24th Nov 200917 answers, last by Veggibear 13:13 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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WiseObservantOwl

After years of calculating this in a cave with many other scholars i bring you....the proof......WOMEN ARE EVIL!

Women takes time and money. Women = time x money Time IS money Women = money x money = money ^ 2 Money is the root of all evil money = sqrt(evil) => money^2 = evil since women = money^2 women =...
11:04 Tue 24th Nov 200911 answers, last by ummmm 12:06 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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docspock

Jewel, dual and duel, why not just have JOOL ?

They say that the English language is very rich. Is it because we have so many ways of spelling the same sound ? Funny the thoughts that run through your mind, or , in my case, amble....
11:48 Tue 24th Nov 200910 answers, last by janzman 11:57 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Changing_man

Is happiness real?

Or am I so jaded?
11:47 Mon 23rd Nov 200914 answers, last by yinyang 13:10 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

Who would be a Teacher?, they need a medal !

TEACHERS’ terror McKenzie Dunkley has been expelled out of school … aged just four. But his mum reckons her lad is a little angel. McKenzie has become the youngest child ever to be...
09:48 Tue 24th Nov 200979 answers, last by Ankou 12:26 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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AB Editor

#classicmoviequotes A game for a Tuesday

Morning All, I wondered if you'd like to play along with this game: Just name some classic movie quotes which you consider to be worth entering into a hall of fame! for example: "wax on, wax off,...
11:06 Tue 24th Nov 200948 answers, last by Tizzi24 14:36 Wed 25th Nov 2009
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janzman

Just once in a while......

....I come across a new word that really pleases me.In a crossword a couple of days ago, the answer to one clue was 'PERSIFLAGE'. What a great word.It means 'light hearted good natured conversation or...
10:50 Tue 24th Nov 200911 answers, last by zzxxee 10:59 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Postdog

Help!!

Answerbank is going through my facebook friends wanting to add them. How do I stop this!! BTW answerbank, you are extracting the urine doing that!!...
17:42 Mon 23rd Nov 200931 answers, last by AB Editor 11:10 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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zzxxee

murray mint anyone?

would you like one?
09:59 Tue 24th Nov 200925 answers, last by zzxxee 11:21 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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moonraker558

One wish

If I could grant you one wish what would it be?
03:09 Tue 24th Nov 200927 answers, last by zzxxee 09:54 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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WiseObservantOwl

SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOKING.........................
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Just thought id share this with any other chilliheads , I brought this Goan Extra hot lime from tesco , http://www.holycowfc.com/ and it seriously blew my head off , Beautiful! Has anyone tasted any...
19:44 Mon 23rd Nov 200912 answers, last by karenmac60 22:15 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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WiseObservantOwl

SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOKING.........................
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Just thought id share this with any other chilliheads , I brought this Goan Extra hot lime from tesco , and it seriously blew my head off , Beautiful! Has anyone tasted any others in the range?...
19:48 Mon 23rd Nov 20092 answers, last by WiseObservantOwl 08:49 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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David Black

Good morning all its a beautiful day

Morning all from the pale imitation or the WBM. Lovely day here in Market Harbough with no rain in sight, for now!...
08:18 Tue 24th Nov 200944 answers, last by NoMercy 12:02 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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amandacollin

a coloured glass dish cracked spontaneously on my window sill this morning Spooky or what? Why would this happen?

11:41 Mon 23rd Nov 200910 answers, last by amandacollin 21:05 Mon 23rd Nov 2009

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