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What to you do at Christmas time??

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: "What do you do at Christmas time? Patrick addressed the class: "Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing...
17:50 Fri 25th Nov 20113 answers, last by Ann86 17:59 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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Crazy cat ladies - do they really exist?

I am bored and cold and feeling naff and am off for a really early night. Before I go I thought that I would show you all my collection of - - wait for it - - don't get too excited ------ my...
18:17 Thu 24th Nov 201116 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:19 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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Is this how you play golf?

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK: BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. STAY OUT OF THE...
00:56 Thu 24th Nov 20113 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:24 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Jokes - old Jokes!

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she...
18:02 Wed 23rd Nov 20116 answers, last by maclarencat 22:07 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Help with competition question

Can anybody answer this question for me please? It is a competition but I have no idea of the answer. Tried using Google but didn't really understand the information that I found. Where have McLaren...
05:36 Wed 23rd Nov 20115 answers, last by Baldric 10:11 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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To God ........... from dog

This email does not prove that God exists, it proves only that this particular dog (who can read and write) thinks that the dog god exists. Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things...
20:18 Thu 17th Nov 201122 answers, last by maggiebee 13:35 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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stupid question time

Stupid question of the day - can I put music on a DVD and play it in a CD player?
11:34 Wed 16th Nov 20114 answers, last by wolf63 12:39 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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Aussie love poem

Aussie love poem - received by email Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit...
23:33 Mon 14th Nov 20119 answers, last by marval 17:07 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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I need help with my new phone - please!

After a couple of years just thinking about buying a new mobile phone I bit the bullet (and used my Tesco Clubcard tokens) and bought a Samsung Galaxy mini. It cost me £20 and I was really...
20:45 Sun 13th Nov 20111 answer, last by wolf63 22:32 Mon 14th Nov 2011
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The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

another funny email The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us very day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is...
18:14 Fri 11th Nov 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:28 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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Female Golfers .....

This is another joke received in an email from a friend A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to...
17:17 Fri 11th Nov 201110 answers, last by cazzz1975 22:59 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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Exercise for the over 35s

THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS Cardiovascular Exercise The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health...
11:16 Sat 05th Nov 201115 answers, last by Buenchico 17:25 Sat 05th Nov 2011
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Why is my avatar going wonky ?

A fellow AB member (Andrew1707) asked me why my avatar showing in my profile is different to the one showing up on the posts that I have made. Is this something that happens often or have I confused...
22:49 Fri 04th Nov 201123 answers, last by Robinia 12:31 Tue 08th Nov 2011
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AJAX doesn't work . . . . .

I am trying to enter some competitions via my usual competition website and have been told via a pop-up that "AJAX doesn't work". I presume that they don't mean the cleaning liquid version...
04:56 Fri 04th Nov 20111 answer, last by beso 10:48 Fri 04th Nov 2011
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I have just received this story in an email .......

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE STORY In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from North-western University .... On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing...
12:19 Wed 02nd Nov 201116 answers, last by ummmm 22:22 Wed 02nd Nov 2011
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PDF files

I have a PDF file that I have downloaded onto my PC. The file has five pages of text. Five pages I want to delete. Two pages are an application form that I want to complete and the other form I want...
22:25 Mon 31st Oct 201112 answers, last by zlatan24 00:05 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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Ladies -

I am looking for suggestions which may help me in curing the terrible pain that I have in both shoulders. I am 'well built' (fat is another way of putting it) and my boobs were big even when I was...
12:34 Mon 31st Oct 201113 answers, last by Bambiagain 19:11 Mon 31st Oct 2011
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Boys and their toys ...................

I'm been playing Freecell and it is good fun - better than BF3 -> whatever that is.
05:22 Mon 31st Oct 20114 answers, last by triggerhippy 05:31 Mon 31st Oct 2011
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I hear that these two are bringing out a Christmas Album

I admit that I have a questionable taste in music - this isn't usually the sort of thing that I like. But who knows some of you might like this - depending upon your mood ................
20:10 Sat 29th Oct 20113 answers, last by wolf63 20:21 Sat 29th Oct 2011
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Petition to change law for cats

It is 2am so I am unable to write a coherent chunk of text. The following link explains what changes are needed to make motorists obligated to report hitting a cat on the road....
00:54 Thu 27th Oct 2011122 answers, last by billandhiscat 20:12 Sun 30th Oct 2011

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