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Thunderbird+

A quick one-

Q, Why did the skeleton cross the road ? A, To get to the body shop.
21:25 Wed 13th Dec 20063 answers, last by eggcup5 21:45 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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bite me

ugly betty

Does anyone know the tune in the advert for ugly betty?
21:06 Wed 13th Dec 20066 answers, last by sophieb 09:45 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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Pharlap

Dad

A dad is walking past his sons bedroom door and hears him praying. God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless nanny, bye bye grandad. Puzzled he asks his wife, is you dad going any where to which she...
17:43 Fri 08th Dec 20062 answers, last by dorindarasbe 16:55 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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toonmilo

How much does shampoo cost in London??

Pantene
23:08 Tue 12th Dec 20066 answers, last by rubes05 18:29 Fri 15th Dec 2006
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greenrook

Artistic joke

Bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh sitting at the bar. 'Hello mate' he says, 'can I get you a drink?' 'No thanks' says Van Gogh 'I've got one 'ere....'
13:04 Wed 13th Dec 20063 answers, last by greenrook 18:09 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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con-amca

Poor old Fred.

Fred went to his doctor complaining of severe headaches. The doctor examined him and announced: "You have a very rare condition in which your testicles are pressing against the base of your spine, and...
16:25 Wed 13th Dec 20063 answers, last by dorindarasbe 16:49 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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chris1970

ipswich

The ipswich game is off on saturday ....a dyslexic serial; killer has murdered all the substitutes.
16:51 Wed 13th Dec 20065 answers, last by bimbim 19:35 Thu 14th Dec 2006
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sherrardk

Orange Ad toy

Any ideas where I can get one of the wind up toys from the orange as - two little blobby people holding hands.
11:42 Wed 13th Dec 20062 answers, last by xsophx 12:21 Wed 13th Dec 2006
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ste v

selection box of luxury cheese's

anyone know a good high street shop or website where i can get above as a present for xmas [bit weary of buying food online] ??? thanks
16:31 Tue 12th Dec 20066 answers, last by what..the? 16:58 Wed 13th Dec 2006
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warpig1

Remembering the planets in order.

Does anyone know the line for remembering the order of the planets starting nearest the sun? Thanks warpig1
11:17 Wed 13th Dec 200614 answers, last by littleone85 11:08 Fri 15th Dec 2006
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wardy2006

debenhams christmas advert

hi does any1 no the name of the song thats on the new debenhams advert with the old santa dancing??? thanks
13:16 Sun 10th Dec 20064 answers, last by zakp1 00:53 Wed 20th Dec 2006
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berniecuddles

small

what do you call a man with a 2" penis? JUSTIN
09:02 Wed 29th Nov 20063 answers, last by xsophx 11:59 Wed 13th Dec 2006
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chimney

How do pirates keep fit?

Arrr, gym lad
23:03 Wed 06th Dec 200613 answers, last by xsophx 11:54 Wed 13th Dec 2006
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Hatsumomo

Kenzo perfume song?

What's the name of the song on the Kenzo perfume advert with loads of poppies in the ad?
22:49 Tue 12th Dec 20064 answers, last by xsophx 11:39 Wed 13th Dec 2006
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BigDogsWang

A blind man...

Stands at the bar, and announces "anyone want to hear a blonde joke". A blonde woman next to him says "sir, before you tell this joke I think I should warn you that I am a blonde lady with a Black...
15:37 Wed 06th Dec 20066 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:45 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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BigDogsWang

A man is laying on the bed...

with his new Thai bride, after their first session of love making. After five minutes, his bride starts caressing his wang. "Do you want sex AGAIN?" he asks her. "No", she says. "I'm just admiring...
15:32 Wed 06th Dec 20063 answers, last by xsophx 13:09 Tue 12th Dec 2006
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Pharlap

Chemist

A man goes into a chemist and asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing. The next day the same man goes in again asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing even more....
16:50 Fri 08th Dec 20066 answers, last by Whiskery Ron 17:32 Thu 22nd Mar 2007
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chimney

A couple of my friends.........

ran out of cocaine last weekend so they snorted curry powder instead. One went into a korma and the other ended up with a dodgy tikka
21:41 Fri 08th Dec 20062 answers, last by xsophx 12:54 Tue 12th Dec 2006
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Calon

muffin

there were two muffins in the oven. one muffin said to the other muffin "f*ck its hot in here" the other muffin replied "holy sh*t its a talking muffing!" classic!
17:13 Sun 10th Dec 20062 answers, last by xstephyx 12:53 Tue 12th Dec 2006
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eugenmicsa

mad as a hatter

why as a hatter? i don't understand
21:16 Sun 10th Dec 20064 answers, last by xsophx 12:51 Tue 12th Dec 2006

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