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Ah well !

I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes,so I ask the kids if they'd seen it ? Apparently she left me yesterday !.
12:56 Sat 02nd Jul 20113 answers, last by wildwood 00:43 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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In the Pub.

I was talking to a girl in the pub the other night and I said " you remind me of my little toe" she said " is that because I'm small and cute " I replied " no because I'll...
13:44 Sat 25th Jun 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:16 Sat 25th Jun 2011
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Diamond earrings.

My missus rang me earlier and said "where the hell are you ?".... I replied " you know that jewelers where you saw those diamond earrings you really liked ?" "yes" she...
11:31 Tue 14th Jun 20111 answer, last by bluebirdino 15:05 Tue 14th Jun 2011
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London Olympics.2012.

The thing I'm looking forward to most is the CLOSING CEREMONY.
13:45 Thu 09th Jun 201117 answers, last by China Doll 11:29 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Bad back.

A bloke goes to the doctors complaining of a bad back. The doctor says " how did you do it ? ". "Having sex doggie style" said the bloke. "Well" said the doctor "...
15:06 Mon 30th May 20111 answer, last by wildwood 04:55 Tue 31st May 2011
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The wife.

The wife came out of the bathroom after her shower stark naked and walked into the bedroom . She said to me " hey babe close the curtains I don't want the neighbours to see me naked"...
08:46 Sun 29th May 20111 answer, last by yelenots 09:06 Sun 29th May 2011
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Hot water / central heating boiler.

I've had a new boiler fitted in the kitchen and when I run the hot water into either the kitchen or bathroom sink it comes out opaque , but after a minute or so the water in the sink starts to clear....
12:50 Sat 09th Apr 20115 answers, last by moonraker558 18:33 Sun 01st May 2011
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Life . . . .

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat . . . . some days you get pi$$ed off ! .
19:07 Sun 06th Mar 20111 answer, last by Poor-Alfie 19:11 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Toilet seat.

Avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat .....Pi$$ in the sink
11:05 Sun 06th Mar 20115 answers, last by beejay1124 17:59 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Football or porn ?.

A couple are sat in the lounge and the husband keeps flicking channels ...Football ...Porn...Football... Porn...Football ...Porn..The wife says " for f**ks sake leave it on the Porn channel ! you...
11:01 Sun 06th Mar 20111 answer, last by Dris 11:11 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Surprise.

Surprise sex is the best way to be woken up . . . . . . . .Unless your in prison.
21:07 Fri 25th Feb 20112 answers, last by zzxxee 10:47 Sat 26th Feb 2011
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What's his name ?

How do you spell his name ?...... Blair or ......... B liar ?...
14:45 Sat 22nd Jan 20117 answers, last by mickrog 21:45 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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Have you noticed ?

Has anyone else noticed that the word "yes" Isn't used much anymore ?. While I was listening to an interview on radio 4 recently I heard the word "Absolutely " used fourteen times...
13:04 Sat 22nd Jan 201113 answers, last by brionon 17:53 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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Russian.

Can anybody tell me the name of the song that Michael Palin attempted to sing with the Russian sailors on his program "Full circle". Thank you.
14:32 Wed 12th Jan 20112 answers, last by zabado 14:45 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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Harry Potter.

I've started reading Harry Potter but I think it's a bit far fetched.I can buy the fact that magic exists and that there could be such things as unicorns and wizards. But come on a ginger kid with two...
13:03 Sat 11th Dec 20101 answer, last by LitWit 22:33 Fri 22nd Feb 2013
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Snow .

I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm guessing she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse.
12:58 Sat 11th Dec 20105 answers, last by pixi- 09:55 Sun 12th Dec 2010
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M.U.F.C.

Manchester united midfielder Park Ji Sung says a dog is not just for Christmas. . . It's also for sandwiches on Boxing Day !.
12:46 Sat 11th Dec 20101 answer, last by boxtops 12:46 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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Arsenal F.C.

How many years has Pat Rice been with Arsenal.?.
16:56 Sat 04th Dec 20103 answers, last by lesblue 15:24 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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Snow.

since it started snowing all my wife has done is look through the bloody window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
15:20 Sat 04th Dec 20102 answers, last by puznigma 18:37 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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Late 70s & early 80s.

Do you remember a rock and roll group called " Darts ". Their hits included Daddy Cool, Boy from New York city, and The Duke of Earl. Do you know what they are doing now ?.
20:33 Fri 03rd Dec 20107 answers, last by gazzawazza 12:18 Sat 04th Dec 2010

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