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Is it safe to take a deep frozen chicken from my freezer and cook it in my slow cooker without defrosting it first?.
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zabado
( brown onion sets )They're growing well and are green, healthy, strong and pest free, but the onions wont grow upright. They lean over and grow across the soil. So what's wrong ? thanks.
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TheDevil
Takes them months to respond to a (what was though at the time) a HCID pandemic yet at the click of the fingers police are militarised. They need to be careful. Sir William Blackstone wrote in the...
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melv16
... someone carrying a golf club in Edinburgh they are usually going to play golf. Whereas in Glasgow...
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zabado
I have some tomato plants that are only about 8 inches tall and they've already got flowers on them. Is that a sign of a good crop on it's way, or have they grown too soon and should I nip them off ?.
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bhg481
How do you confuse an Irishman? Hold out a fork and a spade and ask him to take his pick....
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melv16
... Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are to stay at home. Sounds like the world cup qualifiers to me......
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melv16
... only the Town Clerk's daughter, but she let the Borough Surveyor.
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zabado
I've just been talking to a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine" ?. I said " No , not since he starred in Zulu"....
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bookbinder
(Courtesy of the Yorkshire Post) God is walking around Yorkshire, and he is stopped by a police officer, who asks him what he is doing. He replies, "I'm working from home."...
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alavahalf
A Scotsman died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks....
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retrocop
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retrocop
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun....
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Daij
9a Drunk prepared to be fired (6) ????E? 4d Gamble taking breather during exercise (6) ???N?E 17a Partner's issue on leaving flight (5) S?E?S 22d Mean nurse to support home (6) I?S?N? 16d Watering...
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zabado
I'm making chicken curry for tea tonight but the only rice I have is a packet of dried pudding rice, can I use this or will I have to go back to the shops.
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Patsy33
Seen a pub that's been revamped. Looks really good, food there too. FORK n ALE.. Thought it very amusing. Can you come up with something equally witty?...
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melv16
...a labotomy like a hole in the head....
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Canary42
Did you answer honestly ? Did you vote tactically ? Are you likely to change your mind ? Answers on a postcard to Ed who seems obsessed with this issue. [Only joking Ed, honest]...
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zabado
We put the clocks back this weekend . I'd like to put my clock back to 1944 when this country had some guts.
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zabado
Does anyone know of a web site or email address where I can complain to Virgin media. I've had a problem with my phone since April and I'm totally sick to the back teeth of talking to people who's...

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