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Tilly2

Do You Remember Indian Brandy?

Having looked at the Medicine Cabinet Past & Present thread, I got to thinking about some old remedies. It took me a while to get the name Indian Brandy into my head. Whenever, I had a tummy ache, my...
17:08 Sat 24th Nov 201838 answers, last by Tilly2 20:08 Sun 25th Nov 2018
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B00

Suck It John Lewis!

this ad (not for any brand or shop) was done for £50 and is better than that stoopid John Lewis ad which cost trillions (maybe slight exaggeration!) Tis lovely!...
15:40 Fri 23rd Nov 201829 answers, last by emmie 13:21 Mon 26th Nov 2018
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Baldric

I Bought Some Shoes From A Drug Dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!...
14:25 Thu 22nd Nov 201811 answers, last by Baldric 15:09 Thu 22nd Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Back To The Doctors...

I went back to the doctor today. ...I said, " I applied the haemorroid cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction, ".....where actually did you apply it? " He asked. ...I...
20:36 Wed 21st Nov 201813 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 11:22 Thu 22nd Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

Egg Shop Shortcrust

Shop bought shortcrust, i bought one the other day and the top burnt i remember thinkingg should inhave egged the too but i don’t think it was a shortcrust Shall i egg me shortcrust pie?...
20:20 Wed 21st Nov 201818 answers, last by sakshirathor12 13:48 Sat 24th Nov 2018
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granny grump

It's All Greek To Me Quiz C/d 30/11

Last 3 please can you help with the following Picture 9 (8 5 2 10) I have Princess Alice of 19 The definition of 'Diva as artist' 5 6 23. He wrote the lyrics to a hymn first performed in 1996 an now...
20:31 Wed 21st Nov 20189 answers, last by granny grump 21:08 Wed 21st Nov 2018
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chokkie

Home-Made Mincemeat

I've been asked to make some mincemeat for my aunt and uncle and have got a great recipe for this, but my uncle is teetotal. Can I substitute the alcohol content for fruit juice - or would it be...
08:49 Wed 21st Nov 20189 answers, last by sakshirathor12 09:04 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Phew I Need To Sit Down....

Just had a near miss accident on the motorway a lorry swerved in front of me it said gillette on the side of the lorry. Phew that was a close shave!...
16:20 Sun 18th Nov 20189 answers, last by Ken4155 10:03 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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Smowball

Awkward!!

When you go on holiday with your in laws, all the men get tired and go to bed, and the mother in law who you’ve known for 14 years, says your irritating..... Erm........
23:06 Sun 18th Nov 201833 answers, last by rowanwitch 08:36 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Gig

I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation
11:12 Sun 18th Nov 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 21:39 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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marval

My Friend And I

My friend and I had a heated argument with some random blokes about which console was the most entertaining. Wii won in the end. I have finally found out how to drive around corners. It has been a...
15:26 Sat 17th Nov 20188 answers, last by zebo 21:29 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

I Went On A Date Last Night!

I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one...
19:28 Fri 16th Nov 20182 answers, last by zebo 13:20 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Obsession. ....

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with the Beatles and she's gone to the Isle of Wight. Yeah, She's got a ticket to Ryde....
11:53 Sat 17th Nov 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 13:29 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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Ric.ror

Christmas Countdown

When does yours begin? Mine start today - I use Baedas shower gel until 15 Jan (luckily its 3 for 2 at Superdrug)and I really get into the swing of things - I might even go get a bottle of imitation...
13:57 Thu 15th Nov 201839 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:05 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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melv16

The Debate..

Has commenced on soft pencils... 2B or not 2B...
15:06 Thu 15th Nov 20189 answers, last by zebo 21:09 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Blood Type.

A relative of mine died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive" but it's hard without him.....
21:41 Wed 14th Nov 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 14:47 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Shaglene

The Flagpole...........

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Murphy, "but we...
12:52 Thu 15th Nov 20187 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:46 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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gulliver1

Brexit

DOMINIC RAAB , GOES!.
09:58 Thu 15th Nov 2018180 answers, last by Khandro 17:40 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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AB Editor

Have You Started Your Christmas Shopping Yet?

12:15 Thu 15th Nov 201834 answers, last by Lankeswara35 08:06 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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Big Jenny

Am I Being Unreasonable?

Sorry if this is a bit long-winded. I have tried to condense it. I’d be interested to hear what others think. My son left his wife of 8 years at the beginning of September. It was a complete shock...
22:28 Tue 13th Nov 201839 answers, last by Neveracrossword 14:40 Fri 14th Dec 2018

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