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Which Spice girl can hold the most petrol? Geri can....

Boss.."do you believe in life after death " Me.."certainly not there's no proof in it" Boss.."well there is now after you took half a day off yesterday for your uncles funeral he came here looking for...

BANANASPLITS

Vivaldi

Met a gorgeous girl at a party last night she said people call her vivaldi. I asked " is it because your a fantastic violinist" "No mate me names viv and I work at aldi!...

goodgoalie

Where Was I? 28/10

Not much to go on this week - wish the powers-that-be would give more space for a lengthier puzzle as of yore. No mention of Rod Stewart, who has a house near there that he's been trying to sell (or...

Caran

Snow!

We had snow today for about four hours, it didn't stick but some of the flakes were quite large. Reminded me of what is to come this winter. A bit depressing really....

naomi24

E C H R Rules Insulting Religion Is A Criminal Offence ….

….after a woman who called the Prophet Mohammed a paedophile had her conviction upheld. https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1036685/european-court-human-rights-religion-insult-crime-islam I’ve...

youngmafbog

Should We Look To Restrict The Use Of Our Major Roads During Rush Hour Or Permentantly?

As I'm currently covering around 700 miles a week mainly on motorway and dual carriageway this is one thing dear to my heart. What I have observed is that HGV's are the major (not the only before...

bainbrig

How About A Place Just For Rows?

How about an area of Answerbank where those who “like a good argument” could get together and argue as loudly as they liked? It would mean peace and quiet for most of us! Could be called...

LadyCG

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. It's Friday and it's my day off. 2. My husband bought us front row tickets to see Jimmy Carr last night, which will be combined with a night away in a spa hotel. 3. Mini me has been really happy...

megfitz

Dvd Player And Recorder

My old DVD machine has given up and is not repairable so I am looking for a replacement. I am not technically minded ,what I want is a simple DVD machine that I can use to record on to discs then at...

naomi24

Maths: Discovered Or Invented?

”Magic Numbers: Hannah Fry’s Mysterious World of Maths”, a BBC Four documentary series in which Dr Hannah Fry explores the mystery of maths and asks “Is maths invented like a language or is it...

Shaglene

The Flagpole.............

Paddy and Murphy, two council maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the...

Arksided

Man Utd V Juventus

Hi all, anyone an idea of a sneaky link to watch the game? I'm at Bro's and can't find it anywhere.

gness

Golden Balls Does It Again... :-(

When my brother was born he was, according to our Mum, wearing wings and a halo....huge eyes and black curly hair......no question which one of us she was going to spoil and it wasn't that redhead...

BANANASPLITS

Local Shop!

I couldn't find any Oxo cubes in my local shop today. They must have been out of stock....

anotheoldgit

Crikey Is It This Bad For Women And Girls, Out There, Has It Always Been So Or Is This A New Phenomenon?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45942447...

fiction-factory

Is A £50 Gift Token Justified Here?

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/aldi-refused-sell-alcohol-66-15314546 "Aldi refused to sell alcohol to a man in his sixties - because he was shopping with his 26...