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U R G E N T Cheese Warning

Tesco said: “We’re recalling one date code of Tesco Creamfields grated cheddar 500g. This is because it may contain small pieces of clear, soft plastic which could make the product unsafe to eat.” The...

Smowball

Just For Fun - Random Facts!!

Am sure I’ve done this before, but I have the memory of a brick!! Soooooo I’ll start ! You can name just one, or as many as you want. 1. Me - I have zero sense of smell! I used to have , till I broke...

Rondy

Constipated

Simon was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Simon complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them...

Rondy

The Wedding Night

So Lord Leicester and his latest young bride arrive at the Shangri-La, Clacton on their wedding night. The hotel manager greets them, notices the confetti and asks if there is an upgrade they'd like...

Deskdiary

'Woman' Rapes Two Women Using 'Her' Penis And Is Sent To A Woman's Jail.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11670803/Transgender-woman-guilty-raping-two-women-man.html Jesus wept - who agrees this is absurd? And why the hell is the Mail referring to somebody with a...

Trayc5

Cleaning A Cream Leather Couch And Armchairs?

Hi ,has anyone cleaned their cream leather three piece suite,if so what did u use.I've just googled it and Mrs.Hinch fans suggest trying Tesco Liquid Soap Flakes,unfortunetly thats not available in...

Rondy

Would You Believe It

Would you believe it: Life is sexually transmitted. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,...

royfromaus

Another Offensive Street Name?

Harringay council spend 189 grand to remove an offensive street name but keep the offensive street name. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnJaP_eWIAAM_Rs?format=jpg&name=4096x4096...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 3

Another week has flown by! Good evening, all! A pathetic start for me this week, with just TWO out of seven in the main quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-64319567 At least I could manage...

Atheist

Friends With Famous Names.

I once had a roadie called John Hurt. One evening his car got blocked in outside our house by an inconsiderate neighbour who had beggared off to the pub without a care in the world. We couldn't get...

Chipchopper

The Wrong Applience

I thought it was the washing machine that was responcable for shrinking all my clothes, It turns out it was the fridge, all along...

sandyRoe

Rumpole Of The Bailey.

I came across a few of these shows and have enjoyed watching them again. These, and another series from that time, Minder, were great comedy dramas. Any others come to mind?...

Vagus

Coffee Pod Machines

Does anyone use any of the above, every day? Doesn’t it work out expensive to buy the pods?? Did you buy one, use it initially and now it’s just sitting there looking all forlorn??? One of the...

Rondy

Getting Into Heaven

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I...

ynnafymmi

Mustard-For Or Against.

I quite enjoy mustard with my eats.The people i work with say they wouldnt have mustard on anything,they would rather starve.I go through a large pot a month.Anyone else on here a mustard fan?

choux

The Things People Say

I attended hospital this week for my re-scheduled annual mammogram. I told the radiographer how grateful I was to get an appointment the day after I had phoned them. She replied "We will always try to...

Bobbisox1

What Fashions Stick In Your Mind That You Loved?

Just on the phone to my son and don’t how the conversation turned to what him and his sister wore that was trendy, he remember them having Harrington jackets, black blouson with a red tartan lining,...

Warlocked

What Do You Attribute The Nhs Crisis To?

Surely it has to be the net migration of hundreds of thousands of people to our tiny island each, no? I heard the this topic on the Jeremy Vine show a couple of weeks ago, where he was asking the same...

Khandro

'Mard'

I have referred to Harry as being "Mard" to raised eyebrows. Being brought up in south Manchester this seems quite normal, but having checked the online dictionary it does not appear. To me it means,...

andy-hughes

Harry The Interview

Why on earth are they sitting on dining chairs! When I chat with someone, we sit on comfy chairs or a settee. How are the supposed to have a relaxed conversation when they look as though they are in a...

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U R G E N T Cheese Warning

Just For Fun - Random Facts!!

Constipated

The Wedding Night

'Woman' Rapes Two Women Using 'Her' Penis And Is Sent To A Woman's Jail.

Cleaning A Cream Leather Couch And Armchairs?

Would You Believe It

Another Offensive Street Name?

Bbc Quiz : Week 3

Friends With Famous Names.

The Wrong Applience

Rumpole Of The Bailey.

Coffee Pod Machines

Getting Into Heaven

Mustard-For Or Against.

The Things People Say

What Fashions Stick In Your Mind That You Loved?

What Do You Attribute The Nhs Crisis To?

'Mard'

Harry The Interview

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