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-SharonA-

Soup!!!

Checking the menu, Paddy, a restaurant customer, ordered a bowl of soup. After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth. He called over to the waitress...
19:29 Sun 03rd Sep 20173 answers, last by zebo 09:46 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

A Photon

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage, "no thanks, I'm travelling light."...
09:35 Mon 04th Sep 201712 answers, last by zebo 09:44 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Unemployed People

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
12:49 Mon 04th Sep 20176 answers, last by zebo 09:41 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Georgiesmum

Tesco

Do you think Tescos is getting expensive or is it just my imagination?
08:11 Mon 04th Sep 201736 answers, last by mccfluff 13:32 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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anotheoldgit

What Has Happened To Weekend Tv?

Once Saturday and Sunday nights were the two nights when most of the family gathered around the TV, with their sweets and chocolate to watch a good game show, a variety show and perhaps a good film,...
10:46 Sun 03rd Sep 201752 answers, last by maggiebee 15:17 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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jordyboy14

Once More

I read that the granny shagger is at it again, Colleen should dump him
08:18 Sun 03rd Sep 201785 answers, last by murraymints 17:29 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Smowball

The Ultimate Breakfast!

Now Mr Smow likes nothing better than a 'full English' for breakfast at the weekend. In an ideal world it would consist of the following : sausages, bacon, fried egg, grilled tomatoes, black pudding,...
11:58 Sun 03rd Sep 201730 answers, last by MallyJ 15:22 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Tilly2

Out Of The Frying Pan...

Tilly and I were enjoying the last rays of sunlight. She was playing with her Boomer ball and I was sitting watching the sparrows flitting about. Unbeknownst to us both, there was a cat lurking in the...
20:33 Sat 02nd Sep 201735 answers, last by TonyV 22:27 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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TheChablisPony

Fruit And Nut Puzzle

Hello, I'm stuck on a few questions in my puzzle. The puzzle gives you a clue and the answer is either fruit or a nut. The questions I need help with are: 1. Girl's name 2. From a Moroccan city... 3....
15:30 Sat 02nd Sep 201714 answers, last by Davemano 20:11 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Georgiesmum

X Factor .

X Factor is back on our screens tonight, and Fifty Shades Of Grey is on tomorrow evening. Anyone planning to watch them?...
12:52 Sat 02nd Sep 201723 answers, last by Georgiesmum 20:35 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

My Mate

My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY....
12:31 Sat 02nd Sep 20175 answers, last by zebo 15:33 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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NoMercy

What's For Dinner Tonight?

I have a choice between chilli con carne or a dirty kebab (a keema nan from the Indian which was brought home last night, stuffed with shish kebabs and chicken Tikka with tomato chilli sauce and mint...
14:52 Sat 02nd Sep 201752 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:15 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Ship Collision!

Two ships, one carrying red paint, one carrying blue have collided in the channel ...both crews have been marooned
11:00 Fri 01st Sep 201713 answers, last by zebo 08:22 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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-SharonA-

Lost Luggage

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case!!
21:42 Fri 01st Sep 201720 answers, last by Spicerack 14:52 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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sp1814

Do You Agree With The Cafe Owner Or The Boycotters?

Would you support child-free establishments? http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/27/people-boycott-cafe-after-it-bans-all-children-under-the-age-of-12-6882057/...
12:55 Fri 01st Sep 201773 answers, last by 237SJ 19:01 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Sandwich!

Found a very old recipe just made myself an 18th century type sandwich. It was revolting!...
11:20 Fri 01st Sep 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 14:41 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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albaqwerty

Belated Congrats To Mr And Mrs Zebo

49 years hitched yesterday. Hats are off, I know DT provided a cake, but just think this should get more 'air time' Hope you both had a lovely evening xx...
08:24 Fri 01st Sep 201710 answers, last by marval 18:27 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Mate David

My mate David is a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him ‘Dav’...
08:08 Fri 01st Sep 20177 answers, last by zebo 11:18 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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bednobs

Educating Manchester

liking the program a lot anyone else watching?
21:46 Thu 31st Aug 201721 answers, last by murraymints 09:07 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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mikey4444

Weird Train Fares !

I bought a day return from Swansea to Bath, for Saturday the 9th today. The clerk at the station turned out to be an old colleague of mine from BT, which was nice. The straight return was about £30,...
17:02 Thu 31st Aug 201714 answers, last by Jackdaw33 09:12 Fri 01st Sep 2017

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