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Speed Dial

I've just put my friend Richard on speed dial on the phone, it's my Get-Rich-Quick scheme....

Has anyone seen this program? The families that feature on it are unbelievable. They want help to save money but are slaves to top brands because "they must be better" or say that they just buy the...

TWR

Do You Think The Public Are Part Responsible For Burglaries?

Eg, leaving keys in view.

marval

I Went

I went to a casino last night and was stood next to a guy playing Blackjack. He kept having win after win after win. I couldn't believe his luck, and then I saw he was stood on what looked like a bit...

redvanman

Trump

Wish we had him hear

marval

Our Vet

Our town vet once neutered fifty dogs in ten minutes. We call him the ace of spayeds....

Patsy33

Burnt Ears.

A woman was admitted to hospital with two burnt ears. Apparently she answered the phone whilst she was ironing. The doctor asked her how she burnt the second ear. She replied that it happened when she...

gl556tr

Visit To U.k. And The Queen!

Whenever I see him, voted recently to represent our formal colony, trumpeting in so an uncouth and undiplomatic manner, I see him in my mind's eye in the presence of our Queen at The Palace down the...

granny grump

Save The Children Fund C/d 18 March

The answers are words with a connection to the three listed Please can you help with the following 2. Sit Corner Squeeze (5) 76. Proof Bite Effect (5) 79. Coach Street Chicken 10) 87. Musical Surgeon...

Khandro

Fiddling & Giggling While The Eu Burns?

Its Carnival time in Germany, and throughout the land there are processions and floats with "hilarious" giant depictions of the Donald. But perhaps Douglas Murray (whom God preserve) has a point here,...

Dinapal

Think About It.

The Queen says to Prince Philip "I don't know which hat to wear tomorrow, the mink or the fox?" Philip asks "Where are you going?" "Wigan" replies the Queen "Wear the fox hat" says Phil 'In Lancashire...

trt

Shock, My Gas/elect Bill £6,732.81...

Had an e-mail Friday from my energy supplier First Utility, to inform me that my D/D will have to be increased to £170.00 a month, from, £44.00, in March. They said that during their 6 monthly...

237SJ

Sabatier Knives

Are they actually a reputable brand? Most of my kitchen knives are Sabatier and they have all become blunt very quickly

pastafreak

Border Control Too Controlling?

It's getting a bit much.... First,Muhammad Ali's son... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/25/muhammad-ali-son-detained-questioned-us-border-control A former PM of Norway......

carolegif

Why Can't People Pronounce 'nuclear' Correctly?

George W Bush started it! He always says 'nucular'. Now it appears everyone on TV is at it. And as for 'controversy', don't even get me started!

Samjenko

Fog

(apologies in advance) When his flight was delayed by fog a traveller rang the airline help desk to enquire if compensation was available. An agent replied that they did for certain weather related...

Hymie

Marriage Proposal

A young woman returned home after going out on a date with her boyfriend, looking sad. Her mother asked her what was wrong? She told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed to her, but she could...

Caribeing

Anyone Else Getting Fed Up!!

Anyone else getting fed up with celebrities going on exotic journeys and world travels telling us freezing cold people how wonderful it is now we have Philip Schofield and wife on A South African...

mikey4444

Pupils To Sit Times Tables Check From 2019

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-39053483 Am I to understand, from this astonishing news, that children are NOT tested on their times tables now ?...