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I've been informed the last one has vanished from the latest posts...;-( So here is a new one for you to all sing along too. Just follow with a lyric of your own. Have fun and play nicely. Love...

anotheoldgit

Is Theresa May About To Butter Up To The National Black Police Association?

/// The Home Secretary will say to the National Black Police Association Conference that it is “simply not true that knife crime is rising because the police are no longer stopping and searching...

Dee-M-See

Emmerdale

Did Emma shoot Robert by mistake, when she meant to shoot Chas?

marval

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I...

AB Editor

So, What Are You Asking Father Christmas For This Year?

Evening, What would everyone like for Christmas? Or, if you're more likely an elf than an opener, what do you think will be popular this year? I don't know if it's just me, but it doesn't feel like...

mrs_overall

Does Anyone Else On Here Talk To Weeds?

Whenever I spot a weed and uproot it, I usually end up saying "Gotcha, you swine" or something similar. I have had some strange looks from the postman and the neighbours....

Mosaic

Winter Draws On.....

I've given in and lit the pilot light on the gas fire. Living it large.

janbee

Bill Bryson - Road To Little Dribbling

Anybody got it yet? I got mine on Thursday. It's wonderful. I'm now reading it for the second time. It's terrific and as always, REALLY funny....

Shaglene

Not Exactly Jokes................

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little ***. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes...

mikey4444

Picked Half A Pound Of Blackberries Today !

Here we are, halfway through October and yet I managed to pick half a pound lovely blackberries to day, around the Usk Reservoir, which I shall have with some custard this evening. I can't recall...

AB Editor

Bad Luck Car Colours

gl556tr

(Lack Of) Care Of Ancient Manuscripts On History Programmes

I am enthralled by the wonderful programmes that BBC TV often serve up. (How I wish I had just a fraction of that in my school curriculum.) But I am aghast at how often the programme presenter –of...

rockyracoon

Maths Homework Help

Please God, can someone help with my daughters homework. The HCF of 2 numbers is 6. The LCM of the same two numbers is 72. What are the numbers? I'm twisted and my head hurts. Please help :)...

weecalf

Numbers In Songs

Songs with numbers in them and sound like numbers examples .19 ,when I'm 64 and green 4 ,99 red balloons .What do you think ?

mikey4444

Our Archers Thread Has Gone Again !

Why has it been removed ? Its a thread that people have been adding to every few days, so why can't it stay ?

retrocop

The Great Flood

An orthodox rabbi is studying in his living room, when there is a knock on the door. When he opens the door, it is a policeman, who informs him that the rivers are rising, a flood is expected, and...

Doosh

Creamed Corn? Are You Serious?

Hey, was in my cupboard and found a can with half a label and it says CREAMED CORN. I can't remember ever buying this and can't see the ingrdients. What exactly is creamed corn and do you do with it?...

rabet

Christmas Tv

Saw my first Christmas tv ad yesterday; Easter eggs next, I suppose,

smurfchops

At Home With Steph & Dom

Really awful. What do you think?

Zacs-Master

Dave And The Pig. Could Have Been Made Up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/09/isabel-oakeshott-piggate-david-cameron-claims-deranged_n_8269558.html?utm_hp_ref=uk I feel a lawsuit aproacheth....

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