A small zoo in Yorkshire acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem....
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello , and too old to really understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please...
3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't...
A man approaches a woman in a nightclub. 'Can I have your number, sexy?' he asks kissing her hand. 'Have you got a pen?' she asks. 'Yes I do,' the man smiles. 'Well,' the woman replies, 'you'd better...
Just watching Keith Lemons take on "Through The keyhole"... If it was your home featured how would it feature? My own place is a multi story flat (good view) Living room that resembles a library (huge...
Has anyone else started getting a message asking if you want to leave the page, on this site only, every time you want to move to another page even within the same post? I seems to stagger from one...
Cameron lacked the courage to take military action in Syria, that could have prevented the rise of Islamic State,says former head of armed forces, General Sir David Richards. Anyone on here agree with...
On the television news tonight we'll very likely see footage of a policeman, probably looking a tad uncomfortable, dancing with some of the revelers at the Nottinghill Carnival. Would the sergeant who...
Right guys I'm going to America next year for 3 weeks and I've hit a huge bump in the road. Driving. I can't hire a car because I'm 19 and car agencies do not allow under 25s to hire a car, 21-24 is...
Exchange between coastguard and boat in emergency: "Mayday, mayday. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? We are sinking. We are sinking." "Hello. Zis is ze German coastguard." "We are sinking. We are...
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/19/mexico-condemns-donald-trump-immigration-plan Apparently all a pregnant Mexican woman has to do, is to wait until she is about to give birth then nip...