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excelsior-1
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday. "Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. "It's your account,...
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trt
Getting Into Heaven When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their...
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NoMercy
What does yours consist of? I'm doing homemade cod, salmon and tartare fishcakes, creamed cabbage and parsnip purée. Buen provecho!...
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Georgiesmum
Personally i think Kit-Kats are hard to beat....
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Georgiesmum
or do you have lots of nick-nacks everywhere?...
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albaqwerty
SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same...
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quizzywig
Brilliant series sadly over now - hope there is more to come. Great acting from Martin Shaw and Lee Ingleby. As usual the BBC does some great series - but 4 episodes? surely they could stretch it to a...
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slinky.kate
I have made lentil soup,lasagne and plum and cinnamon crumble.
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Tilly2
I have a really light rose in my glass. What are you drinking? If at all.
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zebo
is there a reason why certain words on this website have suddenky started being underlined and aother colour, inviting me to do surveys etc. which I never do?
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AndiFlatland
There are l0 different types of people in this world... Those who understand binary... And those who don't...
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Caribeing
The old saying" they are a pain where you have no window", what "celeb" do you find a pain, I'll start with Helen Mirren always playing on the Queen scenario!!...
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paulllambert
The phone rings on opening night. Paddy: hello Michael: hello, do you sell pizza? Paddy: we do Michael: what toppings do you have? Paddy: we do cheese, tomato, mushrooms, ham, salami, pepperoni and...
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anneasquith
david Cameron, now I understand, its all about THE OIL, man up and agree to a live tv debate.
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berniecuddles
Murphy said to Paddy, "what the hell are you doing talking into envelope", Paddy said "I'm sending a voice mail bejesus how tick r ya...!!!...
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hellywelly4
Once again, brilliant and thoroughly enjoyed. However - the photo of three people, presumably the mastermind of the robbery, his wife and daughter was subtitled as being in 1944. If that was the case,...
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Butterbun
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Tilly2
Let's see if we can name 100. I'll start with Porridge....
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2565640/So-let-YOUR-16-year-old-marry-barman-met-holiday-These-parents-did-tearing-family-apart.html...

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