Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday. "Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. "It's your account,...
Getting Into Heaven When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their...
SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same...
Brilliant series sadly over now - hope there is more to come. Great acting from Martin Shaw and Lee Ingleby. As usual the BBC does some great series - but 4 episodes? surely they could stretch it to a...
is there a reason why certain words on this website have suddenky started being underlined and aother colour, inviting me to do surveys etc. which I never do?
The old saying" they are a pain where you have no window", what "celeb" do you find a pain, I'll start with Helen Mirren always playing on the Queen scenario!!...
The phone rings on opening night. Paddy: hello Michael: hello, do you sell pizza? Paddy: we do Michael: what toppings do you have? Paddy: we do cheese, tomato, mushrooms, ham, salami, pepperoni and...
Once again, brilliant and thoroughly enjoyed. However - the photo of three people, presumably the mastermind of the robbery, his wife and daughter was subtitled as being in 1944. If that was the case,...