A man is walking behind his wife and says: "Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking...
What would you miss if you left these shores (Britain)?
For me it would be pubs, the BBC, beer, the countryside, beer, great cities, choice of food, beer, winters and, err.........beer....
Where did the £80,000 come from.? I thought Eric was supposed to be broke. Didn't his wife Doris turn up at the Rovers along with her solicitor and tell Gloria not to expect anything ....
Gloria has been left £80,000 from Eric ,Stella and co are making her feel guilty for not saying right away and expecting her to bail out the rovers, why should she, she has said it would secure her...
I read a snippet in a magazine that the BBC are planning to bring back Bergerac with a young Jim. It's not been cast yet. Any ideas on who would make a good Bergerac? Apparently John Nettles is hoping...
for a 50th birthday, ignoring the fact that irradiated food was then being mooted as the way forward, for those who missed tea at three let's have supper: I'm bringing watercress salad with Green...
Who the hell were those four "singers" who ruined Abide with Me at the F.A. cup final last night.They were absolutely awful and there rendition of the Natioanal anthem wasn't much better.I know the...
thanks to Come Dine, I've now a notion for cooking it.
Can't, not got the ingredients, but if and when you have it, do you go with the saffron rice or mashed spuds?...
Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth....
"Inspired" by a current thread ;) suggest some songs which mention things which can be bought in a supermarket. Let's see how many items can be in our trolley!...
does anyone know how many you have to have to get something/something good?
I have been saving them up for nursery and wondered if my "lot" would be able to get anything of interest for them...