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cupid04

Bride.

A bride to-be asks the vicar:- 'Do you approve of sex before marriage?' The vicar replies;- 'Not if it delays the service.'...
00:44 Mon 19th Nov 20124 answers, last by xnsisjk 04:13 Mon 19th Nov 2012
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craft1948

9pm BBC1 oooooooh

Tonight The Secrets of Crickley Hall.............anyone else going to watch, the book was bloody scarey!!
20:02 Sun 18th Nov 201261 answers, last by hellywelly4 12:49 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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marval

Butfirst Syndrome

I'm writing you to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with a serious condition and there's no hope I will ever get over it. It may be hereditary as well. It's called the "Butfirst...
17:30 Sun 18th Nov 20127 answers, last by weecalf 19:07 Fri 03rd Apr 2015
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redglenys

skeleton

1d lack partner singularly in NY attraction [2words]c?????????? 8d bare bones solution which will get you in any where [11] [2 words s?????????? 22a a bit intrepid being messy during essential...
12:56 Sun 18th Nov 20127 answers, last by shoota 13:17 Sun 18th Nov 2012
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pastafreak

So You Think Todays Kids Have Odd Names?

These are the 13 youngest at the first Thaksgiving,in 1621 13 YOUNG CHILDREN : Bartholomew, Mary & Remember Allerton, Love & Wrestling Brewster, Humility Cooper, Samuel Eaton, Damaris &...
22:29 Sat 17th Nov 201264 answers, last by EDDIE51 01:06 Mon 19th Nov 2012
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flitty

tivo box.

having changed to a tivo i am still ploughing through the somewhat long winded operations on it. Having already found that this modern box will not let you remind without recording like the old v box,...
13:49 Sat 17th Nov 20122 answers, last by zebo 17:08 Sat 17th Nov 2012
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Caran

Inappropriate questions

Have you ever been asked one? I have, many years ago when I returned to work after my husbands funeral, the office lothario who was in his fifties, ugly and dribbled asked me "Does this mean you...
00:50 Sat 17th Nov 201221 answers, last by ummmm 07:58 Sat 17th Nov 2012
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marval

The Tate Family

How many members of the Tate family belong to your church? There is old man Dic Tate, who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro Tate tries to change everything. Their sister-in-law Agi Tate stirs up...
21:49 Fri 16th Nov 201215 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:59 Sun 18th Nov 2012
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Tilly2

Pointless Jackpot

I would have won the jackpot last night. I said Colin Dexter. Oh well!
18:10 Fri 16th Nov 201230 answers, last by jaynethepain 22:02 Mon 19th Nov 2012
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DTCwordfan

Poor Gromit - send him your condolences.

He lost big time, Gromit, your beloved "Two Jags" Prezzer. Send him back to the gorgeous, pounting Pauline - or maybe he could shack with that economy destroyer, Gordie Broon? Where shall we...
19:23 Fri 16th Nov 201226 answers, last by tonyav 21:28 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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anotheoldgit

Was it right to name this celebrity?

http://www.dailymail....sex-abuse-arrest.html Was it right to name Dave Lee Travis, in the Jimmy Saville paedophile investigation? After all there seems little proof that he was guilty of nothing more...
15:26 Fri 16th Nov 201234 answers, last by anotheoldgit 12:29 Sat 17th Nov 2012
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Mammar

I Need Chocolate!

The problem is. . . I have no "legitimate" chocolate in the house, only 2 chocolate oranges that are wrapped up Xmas prezzies on top of the wardrobe. I live alone so there's no-one here to...
16:13 Fri 16th Nov 2012106 answers, last by Mammar 11:55 Sat 17th Nov 2012
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Jeza

I am getting really bored with Emmerdale.

Sarah, Chas, Debbie. What do you think?
20:51 Thu 15th Nov 201238 answers, last by magicmick 00:19 Thu 22nd Nov 2012
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rabet

Absence notes

Where is everyone tonight? Explanations please, with absence notes signed by your great-grandfather, secret lover, Madam, etc.
01:07 Fri 16th Nov 20125 answers, last by baza 02:00 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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Duncer

Shopping At Iceland?

http://www.thedailyma...-esteem-2012111549138...
16:30 Thu 15th Nov 20128 answers, last by sherrardk 00:01 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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chakka35

Is this why Americans took Mitt seriously?

I couldn't understand why even a few Americans could even consider the plainly potty Mitt as a potential President when you look into the breathtakingly stupid things that Mormons believe. But then I...
12:11 Wed 14th Nov 201225 answers, last by oldgreyweird 15:44 Thu 22nd Nov 2012
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marval

Don't you just love kids.

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little...
23:39 Wed 14th Nov 20127 answers, last by Kiki-frog 10:22 Thu 15th Nov 2012
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malagabob

Positions

We tried it in all positions Round the back. On the side. Up against the wall. But came to the conclusion the only place for the shed was at the bottom of the garden....
09:34 Wed 14th Nov 20123 answers, last by Bazile 14:52 Wed 14th Nov 2012
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zebo

Car Hire Warning

When we picked up our fully paid-up rental car at Denver airport, the details were done on an electronic hand set. In the past, with paper contracts, we were asked if we wanted the extra insurances...
20:55 Tue 13th Nov 20124 answers, last by lilacben 13:31 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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carrust

Books & their authors

Unsuccessful lion taming.......Claude Balls Russian Wrestling.......Itor Abollockoff Broken Windows.....Eva Brick Any more???...
21:57 Mon 12th Nov 201257 answers, last by marval 21:28 Mon 26th Nov 2012

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