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When jokes fall flat.

Ever get the feeling that others just don't "get you?" Today was Mini Boo's school sports day and she did wonderfully, however her team didn't win so as a joke I jokingly told her, in front...

Gromit

Wealthy pensions should lose benefits

Says the Institue for Fiscal Studies: // The Institute for Fiscal Studies argued that “relatively well-off” pensioners had benefited more than other age groups from lower tax rates and...

Duncer

I've just had to watch John Bishop on the telly, mainly because I'm so fundamentally lazy that I haven't reached for the remote control to change channels after the England game, but that's not the...

Mick-Talbot

Rooney again

Sugar again His mythical powers let him down again.....World Class? Lol lol lol lol...

Milooshea

GK 6D Mathematical operation involving a single component or operation

GK 6D Mathematical operation involving a single component or operation (5) U - A - Y Any help gratefully received. Milo...

excelsior-1

whaever happened to good manners?

my gripe for the day. call me old fashioned - but i was brought up to be well mannered and respectful. i always wipe my feet, when entering a premesis, wherever and whenever i go, regardless of the...

elliemay1

countdown

Does anyone like Nick as presenter? If so, why?

EvianBaby

Eastenders or Corrie

If there was only enough room in TV land for one depressingly addictive soap, which of those would you chose? I like Enders and I like Corrie but which one is best? There's only one way to find...

robert551069

Howlers

Howlers by Schoolchildren. 1.Q. To change centimetres to metres you....? A. Delete the metres. 2.Q. Define intensive farming. A. When the farmer never takes a day off. 3.Q. Describe the shape and...

trixie11

Cars quiz

Answers are "CARS" 9) type of fruit 17)type of store 19)opposition to Oliver Thank you...

ELVIS68

Ooh Arrrrr......

Four farmers taking turns to host dinner parties, Combine with me...

bubbly2000

ATM Machines

Does anyone know if there is any truth in this. Someone told me that if you are approached by a robber at an ATM, if you put your pin number in but in reverse, you will still get your money but the...

UMRK

What's Your Score Prediction?

England v Ukraine, tonight, What do you think the Scoreline will be?

knowabit

PD James - book about Pemberley

Pride and Prejudice follow up?? Has anyone read, and is it any good?

annie0000

Teacher Present for a Man

My eldest is finishing primary school at the end of the week and he has had his current (male) teacher for 2 and a half years. He had done a lot for my son and I really appreciate the extra effort he...

robert551069

you was and them things

Bradley Walsh, the quizmaster, on The Chase programme, is an excellent game show host with a great sense of humour who really adds value to the programme and I like him very much, but I do wish that...

Vimto

Two countries divided by a common language.

As our colonial are never satisfied with what we gave them, they inevitably re-invent nouns for everyday objects. This may make the simplest tasks more interesting but it does cause for some mighty...

tonzer55

private eye

Quite peaky, this pissed Adonis comes round promptly(9) Numb butts not welcomed by go-ahead types(4,4) Poet "doing a Gordon"?(7) Tactlaess girl's puncturing sad, loveless erection(10)

marval

How to Photograph a New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in the rubbish. 3. Remove puppy from the rubbish and brush coffee grounds from puppy's nose. 4. Choose a...

zebo

The Mail on Sunday Bare Bones Sunday June 17th 2012

I've given up, I need to seek help! 8Down Saint Bernard returned on Sabbath with other holy types. _ O _ T I know I'll feel a total idiot when I get the answer!...

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