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So... Kim Jong il Died...

I managed to make up the following two jokes: #1 "We knew he was il." #2 "I guess his Korea is over." Okay, your turn!...

fionda

rte christmas crossword

22down- brief reset 5 letters ????e 23down - keep the black bird on board 4 letters...

carrust

Calling all Liverpudlians

Scousers....Do you know there are only 11 shop-lifting days left to Christmas...

joko

problem with sister...

my sister has always been pretty selfish & self absorbed, even once said 'why should i do it if i can get someone else to do it?' & once slammed the phone down on me when i couldnt think of an...

sidkid

Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses...

SOMMERS

Charity Quiz - Cryptic, anagrams or straightforward !

Hi Abers, These are towns or cities in England, Scotland or Wales.All for a charity quiz. Jane was his second wife (9) Harry, one message (7) Mr Fords finest (8) Hit hard (4) On the job, not right...

pips1

Emmerdale Query

I know Declan is obviously upset at the loss of his daughter Mia, but I thought Jai was the real dad and he doesn't seem bothered at all.

cnjay007

I got caught shoplifting the other day, Will it affect when I apply for post study work visa?

I was caught shoplifting at a retail shop the other day. I was shopping and met a friend inside the shop. we were talking and i came out of the shop not realizing i had a pair of reading glasses in my...

starone

Paddy's donkey

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's...

Philtaz

Nativity: It's Grim Up North....

Now THAT's a show stopper! http://uk.news.yahoo....-school-nativity.html...

oldbillbuck

My TV or the Balls

Just watching the snooker in amongst my browsing of AB and it seems to me that the green ball is a very blueish sort of green. Is it my TV colour settings,everything else seems OK though. Is it my...

annadomino

By the cringe

Love David Jason, or did - anyone seen the latest ad.....Consider yourself at home.... I was so embarassed for him.

grasscarp

Stray Children

Today I went shopping in a large supermarket and as I as leaving pushing my trolley I saw a little girl about 4 years old alone and looking around anxiously as she made her own way out. I stopped her...

Nibble

Panda or Pounds?

What a waste of money in the current climate..... £7m over 10 years to "hire" two giant pandas from China? Another good use of the Scottish taxpayers money? IMO yes & yes!!

Jemisa

Smart arse Answers!

1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a...

sunny-dave

Who ate all the biscuits ...

A Banker, a School Teacher, a Tory MP and a Daily Mail reader are sat around a table. In front of them is a plate, on which there are ten biscuits. The Banker scoffs nine of the biscuits, then the...

sidkid

Out of the mouths......

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...